I don’t much mind stupid people in general. What I can not tolerate are the pridefully stupid. Not only is Kyrie Irving stupid, but he thinks he’s a fucking genius.

He basically said “I was just making a point about how ridiculous the media is” which is just what a certain kind of idiot says when they’ve been publicly embarrassed.

Or that he never set foot in a classroom anywhere other than at Duke.

I saw him on campus once (I used to work in Durham), and he was walking around with a sandwich in his hand.

I didn’t say Duke was a bad school, genius. It’s about Duke’s pretentiousness, not lack of quality. Calm down.

From the same interview two days ago:

He sounds exactly like someone with one year of a Duke education under his belt.

He sounds just like every freshman on fall break from out of town college.

Da, comrade.

Any time I hear the “don’t bring politics to work” argument, I’m reminded of how not so long ago it was 100% in vogue for conservatives to LOVE that sort of thing...

Pfft. My daughter emerged from the womb with her hand over her heart, reciting the Pledge of Allegiance perfectly. #notallbabies

Yeah well my bookie is getting my child support check because of that kick, so I know how Wentz feels.

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

I like to imagine that each week Decker is in a closet, deep in meditation, and a ball boy has the task of dramatically interrupting him and saying “Mr. Decker... it’s time”

There mere fact that she calls “making love” “paw paw” tells me she’s not ready.

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

Yeah. But it gets even worse than that. I’m not sure Kermit is even really playing that banjo!

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Clearly they just want to defend American ideals by insisting anyone who disagrees with the state’s abuse of power be fired from their job. Just like Washington envisioned.

It puts the frisbee in the basket.