Two obvious takes

There are zero guarantees when surveying people on their behavioral history. If you can think of a better way to ensure accurate data, please share it! Otherwise: what’s the point of this question?

For the pair, or just one?

YOUR CLUELESS THEY CALL HIM THE GREEK FREAK SEE ITS XENOPHOBIA AND BODY SHAMING SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT

Some people are just born different and we should learn to celebrate people for the things that make them unique and not body shame them because they don’t fit with our cultural archetype of beauty smdh.

The first photo with Trump was clearly taken before the event had begun. You can see people who aren’t smiling and posing properly. The person behind the President is looking down at his feet. Clearly, the entire team hasn’t arrived for the ceremony yet. In the second picture, you have a lot of hangers-on jumping into…

Goofus is in the first pic; Gallant is in the second.

Uh....there’s two tables in the top one and two footballs and only one table and one football in the bottom. And the bottom one’s football seems to have a white panel on it. The bushes aren’t doing as well in the bottom one. There’s a jersey in the bottom one. Kraft has a handkerchief in the bottom one. Jesus, this is…

Y’all know that brain death is actual death right? Gizmodo media rightfully chose not to air that facebook live killing out of respect for the diseased, I think the same standards should apply here.

The good news for people like me is that robots think it’s beneath them to work as WalMart greeters.

He’s a troll. Or, more charitably, a comedian and prankster.

A young person who is passionate about something he remembers fondly from his youth and is willing to stand up in front of a local government with a message of hope and unity is a symptom of everything that’s wrong with this country?

This is the first post I’ve ever written about Tim Tebow.

Jesus Christ.

Of course, in that (purely hypothetical!) case, this performance would reveal our (purely hypothetical!) celebrity to be an extremely gross phony.

Al Davis is clawing his way out of the grave to draft this guy.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

You can’t get so fiery this early. This is bananas, Foster.

That’s an awesome move by the coach to get him some playing time, even if it was only for eight seconds.

“If you’re tired of your same old routine, try having an entire week where all you’re allowed to do is dry hump each other.”