omg

Perfect.

Are you trying to tell me that other candidates running for political office have private discussions about the potential public reaction to the things they say? When did this start?

Can you please publish for us all of the internal Deadspin emails you guys have passed over the last six months, specifically during the death of Gawker?

The idea of looking back with regret is extra special garbage. Can you list for me the presidents in your lifetime that you didn’t have some regrets about during their terms?

There is actually a huge amount of doubt about this.

Just total garbage.

Garbage.

I saw this episode of X-Files, don't let it get back to civilization.

You guys can definitely self-fulfill this prophecy, your reward will be Trump and you’ll prove what we suspected all along - this cult of Bernie personality was always more of a sporting event to you than actual concern for the future of the country.