Donald Sterling also required that JJ rent an apartment from him.

Just two blocks from the Swallow Valley Mall.

Each players contract also stipulates one free session at Glamour Shots.

We would like this to become our number one export to Tanzania.

Hernandez himself bought 1000 Hernandez jerseys the day before the murder. It was a premeditated investment.

urine idiot, darnell.

We might not be winning, but just look at those fundamentals!

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I know Raycism doesn't live in his mother's basement, because otherwise he would have said, "I literally just masturbated". Case dismissed.

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Similar, but not exact, verb conjugations.

I am fully expecting pictures of dogs doing calculus homework, knitting and reading the newspaper.

They tried to make the argument that the gun had a safety.

+1

Pay. Your child support.

This one might have no gotten out of any other park. Everyone knows that anyone playing at Tropicana is juiced.

The cyclists just rode around in circles until the banner was fixed and they knew where to go.

As my mother always told me,"crack rock leads to nothing but trouble."

What happens in Vegas is unfortunately contractually obligated to go to Cleveland.

You can look inside the phone book under "Erect Penis Lion Costume Store" to rent your own.