You forgot Duff, probably because it a fictional beer that can't actually buy. But it still has much flavor most of these beers.

I bought this at Walgreens the other day. It was terrible. I put the rubber duckie that looks like George Washington on top for added American-ness.

If only it was Jesus Montero.

obviously why he fired Del Negro.

Unfortunately, in Tulsa, the triathlon consists of running, biking, and then more running.

Hernandez himself bought 1000 Hernandez jerseys the day before the murder. It was a premeditated investment.

urine idiot, darnell.

Bob Loblaw's Sob Blog?

Shutttttt uppppp!!!!!

Oh my God, that is hysterical. I literally am cracking up. What a ridiculous looking fucking face.

What makes it worse is that they accidentally included the inventory of Hebrew National in the count.

Ugh, look at that douchebag. I never really paid him much mind before, but after seeing him like that... I just don't know.

Pay. Your child support.

This one might have no gotten out of any other park. Everyone knows that anyone playing at Tropicana is juiced.

As my mother always told me,"crack rock leads to nothing but trouble."

"Some of my best STDs are from black people!"

The funeral procession consists of a single car.

Not gonna lie - and I can't believe I'm saying this, but - he's been outstanding tonight. And I loved that he didn't back down in the face of Doc Rivers pulling a typical "he doesn't know the truth, blah, blah, blah." Meanwhile, the rest of the ESPN guys, predictably, sit in silence, not wanting to offend a…

HA! omggggzz ur s0 clvr

I think the Celts are clearly a bottom.