Collections of random Bonds stats & facts are some of the best reading on the internet.

Here’s one app: https://mobileapp.gocurb.com/

train trip took the least amount of my time away from me

I had one roommate who was just a dumb slob. Like, we’d all drink, but would regular physically pinball down the hallway of our tiny SF apartment, or fumble with his keys and the front door for 15 minutes before ringing the doorbell and waking everyone up at 3am. He went on such a bender on his birthday you could…

Yeah, a lot of the appearances by interns and generally-behind-the-camera people were due to Letterman wanting to get them some extra money (most notably the one he had an affair with).  I think it was a couple hundred dollars if you had a line or two.

Dude, this article literally explains that all to you.

Yeah, seriously. I never consented for Best Buy or wherever to search me, and I’m not gonna *wait in a line* for the opportunity.  And like, I’ll take a little inconvenience to help things run smoothly for everyone as a whole, but this is just nonsense.

My ‘93 Corolla recently died, but one of the things I liked about it is that it never really looked too aged, inside or out. The dashboard is simple & straightforward enough it fits in any time.

I once declined to go to a Giants game with my roommates in favor of just going to the bar I went to every Friday. Hours later, they call me, screaming, that Jonathan Sanchez had just thrown a no-hitter.

I was stuck on the tarmac in Newark for like five hours during a storm once, and the movie they showed us was “Failure to Launch.”

Don’t get riled, sugar.

You could try a Chinese bakery for a cake that’s not too sweet. A diabetic boss of mine always got cakes from one, and they’re really good while being way less sweet than your standard birthday cake.

FWIW, the place I work has iPads with Square readers, so the time between asking for the bill and walking out the door can be 15 seconds.

Can iOS steal Android’s keyboards now?

How often do you crash into people?!

I really hate these “he didn’t MEAN to hurt anyone when he threw someone off a building” defenses.

So why did he move to one of the worst?

Shit, I learned about Swishers when Cube & Kevin Hart went out with Conan.

Yeah, seriously. Nothing from HP or 2B, the 1B ump is positioning himself for the play at first… so when was the balk called?

Anyone who encourages enchiladas should be heralded.