Smash the ramen brick *before* you open the packet!

Man, everything DID get an olive on a toothpick in those.

Jesus Christ, just get a bidet!

It’s like being at a party where everyone has moved on to enjoying themselves

When I moved into my apartment in April 2018, the first thing I bought was a bidet. I’m on my sixth roll of toilet paper in that time.

how huge are the everyday drink markups that they can afford to burn this kind of money?

100% this. When I go to a fast food place it’s specifically because I wanna get something resembling hot quick meal for under four dollars. If I’m going to spend more I’ll just go to any other takeout place.

I thought it meant “around,” not “almost/nearly.”

I live in San Francisco near the edge of the unspoken clothes-optional zone around the Castro, so I’d really just need to make it two blocks to Dolores Park naked and then I could just plan the rest of my day.

Don’t play Stump The Tour Guide. If the guide doesn’t know what they’re talking about, it’ll become obvious soon without you asking a smirking question. (Kate’s questions are great, FTR- I’m talking about Being That Guy situations.)

A lot of places are doing things vaguely along those lines. We have a few one- or two-person companies that own a van and bring people to a couple of breweries and get a tour & tasting at each. It’s a pretty good deal, because they always leave time for the tour to buy a round and/or merch, and they’re pretty…

Usually local farmers. There’s also a local company that makes granola bars from them, some places make dog treats.

Going for that Round Table redesign aesthetic.

I was definitely standing next to a fresh puddle of blood for part of this event.

I was just chilling at the park when it started, i got a few vids, too:

Yeah, I always thought this. It comes off as “we don’t want to charge you but UGH these employees are MAKING us do it.”  Until the owner’s cut of the profits is also listed explicitly, this is just shitty.

I’m in SF, went to my first game at Candlestick in 1990 (Bonds hit a HR *against* us!), have been a fan pretty much my whole life. But I also hopped on the Warriors bandwagon but ended up really, really enjoying the NBA as a whole. I kinda hate to admit it, but I really think the NBA is pulling me away from baseball.…

Oh man, that reminds me I saw Puck on the 30 Stockton in SF a little after that season.  He was gross.

For more on what DJ Khaled won’t eat, I highly recommend his appearance on Hot Ones. He makes it through like, 2, and keeps asking if he’s being pranked.

You’re gonna make him barf.