Smash the ramen brick *before* you open the packet!

Man, everything DID get an olive on a toothpick in those.

Jesus Christ, just get a bidet!

It’s like being at a party where everyone has moved on to enjoying themselves

When I moved into my apartment in April 2018, the first thing I bought was a bidet. I’m on my sixth roll of toilet paper in that time.

how huge are the everyday drink markups that they can afford to burn this kind of money?

…who?

100% this. When I go to a fast food place it’s specifically because I wanna get something resembling hot quick meal for under four dollars. If I’m going to spend more I’ll just go to any other takeout place.

I thought it meant “around,” not “almost/nearly.”

True, but I woulda said the same of Karen Gillan.

I live in San Francisco near the edge of the unspoken clothes-optional zone around the Castro, so I’d really just need to make it two blocks to Dolores Park naked and then I could just plan the rest of my day.

Don’t play Stump The Tour Guide. If the guide doesn’t know what they’re talking about, it’ll become obvious soon without you asking a smirking question. (Kate’s questions are great, FTR- I’m talking about Being That Guy situations.)

A lot of places are doing things vaguely along those lines. We have a few one- or two-person companies that own a van and bring people to a couple of breweries and get a tour & tasting at each. It’s a pretty good deal, because they always leave time for the tour to buy a round and/or merch, and they’re pretty…

Usually local farmers. There’s also a local company that makes granola bars from them, some places make dog treats.

Bad Kinja

In general I agree with you, but this device is going to be in just about the hardest-to-reach part of your body, whereas your phone is probably already in your hand.

Going for that Round Table redesign aesthetic.

Electric scooters are dangerous. It seems like you can’t go a day without seeing a scary story in the news reminding the world of this fact. People die riding these things.

I was definitely standing next to a fresh puddle of blood for part of this event.

I was just chilling at the park when it started, i got a few vids, too: