I just want to take a moment to thank you for not making this a slideshow.

Mate, this site hasn’t had writers since they were east of the Rockies.

Oh christ, not this bullshit again. You don’t have to be a civil rights lawyer with a background in constitutional interpretation to know that that’s not what the right to free speech is, but as a civil rights lawyer with a background in constitutional interpretation, I can tell you that’s not what the right to free…

Yeah, when you find someone that wants it to be federally illegal for Chappelle to do whatever horseshit he’s doing, you go ahead and dig this speech back up out of the trash. As it stands you know full well everyone just wants him to know he’s doing horseshit and wish he’d stop.

Wow.  What a truly terrible piece of writing.  I get folks write articles for money but come on.  This is Buzzfeed level schlock.

Here -- let me raise your engagement score by pointing out the inanity of the article.

They have lost a lot of authors and are using a lot of freelancers. But even the authors that have been here a while and used to be good seem to be suffering a decline in quality.

This is quite possibly the worst of the recent spate of stupid clickbait article on the Takeout. I’ve been here from nearly the beginning, but I’m about to leave, y’all.

This is stupid and pointless. Y’all have to stop writing these bad filler pieces that don’t say anything at all.

Do you really believe nobody orders Domino’s in the day? That only drunk/stoned people order it late at night? Because that’s what the article says.

You could literally write this same tripe about any food.…

I don’t know what it is, but something has clearly changed behind the scenes at GMG in the recent past.

...were people like... not sure where to get coffee?

Yes, various denominations of L & O have tackled social issues. However they’ve usually done so in a comically tone-deaf and heavy handed way (and dear god, don’t let them go anywhere near anything related to technology). I liked old school L & O back in the day, but Jerry Orbach’s dead and Chris Noth is...well, he’s…

Drake Tungsten

Slab Bulkhead!

the high pitched voice will always hinder him a la michael cera (and tobey, yes), but i don’t think he looks like a teen anymore. his hairline and crows feet are getting there.

With your hero: Hard Long-Thicke.

Why, because of the Ramen noodles? Not to worry; they are about as crunchy as normal croutons in a salad.

I bet if more aging Americans picked up a handheld game, we’d see more lucid people in their golden years. It’s a shame that there’s still a gaming stigma in the states, where it is for kids only. At least for the current aging population. I don’t think that will be a problem once millennials are there.

Is there a “hack” to remove the raisins from the oatmeal cookie dough?

It’s just a cookie.