The lead singer of the Pretty Reckless is Cindy Loo Who from the Jim Carrey Grinch.

We just watched it happen with the Giants, though. Shitty team in an old stadium can’t draw crowds. If you build it, they will come.

As a fan of the 103-win 1993 San Francisco Giants who lost the Western Division to Atlanta, I’m with you.

She rammed her car into another car three times and got a TICKET?!

“Yeast samples” via UPS.

My Catholic high school (c/o 2000) in California did the bags of flour thing, though it was part of an elective class because not everyone had to do it.

“It’s also strange that I can’t seem to find any other OCD geek like myself bitching about this; does nobody notice? Am I the jerk here? What’s going on?”

To be fair, it was probably the 200th night in a row someone asked him “how were you feeling out there tonight?” I’m amazed more athletes don’t go full Marshawn at these quote scrums.

“90 percent of all media is liberal biased”

Click his tag; he’s so awesome Deadspin covers him a lot.

He has great “aw shucks” body language, too.

This is all especially stupid considering the Bay Area just watched the (shitty late-90s) Giants build one of the best yards in baseball with mostly their own money. We knows they don’t need our money, so fuck ‘em.

Here’s the thing about laundry service- if it’s the ONLY luxury you spring for, it’s totally worth it. I still have to lug a big bag a couple blocks, but for a buck a pound, a nice lady will wash and fold all my shit, and all I have to do is pick it up and dump it in the appropriate drawers.

Damn. San Francisco has two giant malls right next to each other, but they’re in historic buildings that used to be bigass departments stores, anyway.

WBC baseball has been really, really fun in that way. I wish the MLB were this loose.

Hey, y’all ripped them off with the “Cool-A-Coo.”

Basic cable doesn’t have to mute anything, and considering the sentiment, it would have been a good time to take advantage of that.

I hate Illinois nazis.

Don’t forget the Rogers Craig!

Unless you know that “double-parking” means parking in a traffic lane adjacent to curbside parking.