I assumed in the weeds was derived from the golfing term - basically meaning you're fucked/hard to find a way out.

Agree!

There's nothing actually wrong with the fadeaway, and it's often used specifically because you're concerned the person you don't want to see anymore will fall somewhere on the jerk-to-nightmare scale if you tell them straightforwardly that you're not interested. You honestly think that the guy who called her a…

Being funny, and occasionally serious. The nerve of this guy. And this article is funny AND serious! Who does he think he is !?

The hottest of hot takes.

I was spanked a few times as a child. Didn't do much good. My mother also kicked me in the ass once, but by then I was 12-ish, bigger than her, and being a HUGE asshole and I completely deserved it. I don't fault her for that one at all, despite the fact that still, more than twenty-five years later, she's horribly…

Brian Kilmeade was the pudgy polo wearing kid in your 5th grade class whose dad managed a Target and coached the schools baseball team who managed to somehow land a gig on a local news show after lumbering through a communications degree at State Tech whilst being the least funny but totally one of the bros dudes at…

So we have now entered the territory of anything that's folded is a taco. I knew we shouldn't have bought those Doritos Locos tacos That was the start of a slippery slope.

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Yes I just want to say that this has been my own waitressing experience as well. People love the ranch and they pour it on everything. Often they want bowls of it and sometimes they mix ketchup in with it.

But I mean, the word Nazi has such a long a storied history that has nothing to do with Adolf Hitler. Shouldn't we just try to take it back? With pasta? So that no one has to feel threatened by it?

I love Japanese food but the mayonnaise craze has made trying new restaurants a minefield the last few years. Mayo in the maki. Mayo on the okonomiyaki. NO MORE.

1) Photo is the full cover and not a tiny picture hidden on the side of an article

I really dislike ranch. What exactly is ranch flavor? I cringe when I see those damn ranch packet commercials and how they try to make everything delicious by using it. No, thats disgusting use real spices. All of it is lies !

I always thought it was just a St. Louis thing (from there myself). I didn't realize it had spread...

I know. Blech!

I shared this before but my bf says when we get married he wants a ranch fountain like the ones they have for fondue :|

Trust me, I am just as upset.

My husband and I will dip basically anything in ranch or mayo (ok, anything savory that can be dipped, not like, ice cream or some crap). How we don't weigh 800lbs, I do not know. I was pretty sure we were abusers, but we have never, ever needed a cereal bowl full. This makes me feel way better about myself.