No, the article with be named, ‘Simply Dixar’

It is a crime that Shemar Moore is not included on this list, so I’m gifting him to the commentariat here. By far, the best combination of perfect head shape and man eyebrows on the planet. I rest my case, and I don’t even care that the picture is so huge.

An average man your size can easily bench 135 pounds multiple times.

Lotus root is number 3 on my list, after kabocha and shungiku (chrysanthemum leaves), or any sort of leafy green or herb. Oh my god, the crunchiness.

Mmm, so good. Can be hard to find, depending where you are, but if you can get it, it’s delicious!

That looks DELICIOUS.

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

I’m not sure what that is or how to feel about it.

Maybe ask white people why we can’t all be people.

women find other women beautiful.

Dear Dudes,

Spend the time you are now using harassing women about their dating preferences on the internet buying a fucking bedframe.

It doesn't always exclude it (although sometimes it does). I think what they are trying to say is that some asexuals still enjoy the effects of self-pleasure. They just have no interest or need in sharing that pleasure with another person.

Speaking only on behalf of myself, I find the best way to explain it (as with most things) is a food analogy. Where hunger = libido, what types of food you like = sexual attraction. So for example, I could be super hungry, but not want to eat anything if the only options available are foods I hate. Your libido…

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

"White onions have one and only one purpose: to be deep-fried whole and served at chain restaurants as a blessed island of edibility amidst a sea of coke binge-inspired restaurant menu adjectives like "ROCKIN" and "JAZZY" and "TRAZZDANGLIN." "

Guys.

This was a really interesting read — I always viewed Cosmo/Glamour, etc as a grown up YM and Seventeen and never really dipped into them outside of hair salon waiting rooms. It's a good sign if they're changing like this. And kind of a brave one, frankly. Come for the blow job tips stay for the politics.

So you want me to lend legitimacy to their nonsense? No, thank you.

Werther's Original and Education Connection Girl had me weak as fuck.