And an honorable mention to Rick Brattin, Missouri state lawmaker who sponsored legislation to strip scholarships from student athletes if they miss sporting events for any “non-health-related” reasons (i.e. protesting bullshit like this very law).

This list is suffering from renkon/lotus root deficiency.

Yes! I’m so glad to see some respect for Mr. Noon. Vurt, especially, opened my mind up to so many possibilities with words and fiction and “meta”-everything. I recently discovered that Jeff Noon is on Twitter (@jeffnoon) and it’s like the medium was made for him.

Yeah, I looked around to see if they were discounting the membership itself but doesn't look like it. I've heard from people who are very happy with it but something about the whole system just feels a little confused at this point.

Yeah, I looked around to see if they were discounting the membership itself but doesn't look like it. I've heard…

My (limited) understanding is that Sony is really pushing the Playstation Plus membership, which contains several free games and other content monthly, rather than individual game sales on PSN. One of the perks of the Playstation Plus memberships is discounts on PSN purchases.

My (limited) understanding is that Sony is really pushing the Playstation Plus membership, which contains several…

Haha! I was in the greater St. Louis area. I'm trying to think of more stories, but it's really variations on a theme. "That guy's masturbating in the big chairs again." etc.

Oh god, I had the same experience with Borders like 2001-2002; we may've worked together. We also had some prodigious heroin users and at least 2 frequent masturbators.

Yes! That one is doubly mystifying — is there any universe in which "cashew spread" is less appetizing-sounding than "vegan cheese? Plus (assuming you're into it) "cashew cake" sounds rad — "vegan cheesecake" sounds like it required several lab technicians to bring out of the void.

Oh my god, this visual is so perfect.

I think non-vegans should go to vegan restaurants with their friends as much as possible, because vegan restaurants tend to be locally-owned small businesses! I also think they should take 2 and a half seconds to go through the thought process of "vegan restaurant equals no meat equals I shouldn't expect to order…

Your comment totally underlines the split — people who are just vegan / vegetarian and go on living their lives unencumbered vs. those who are struggling to make the switch. And my experience is the same as yours, most of the stuff formulated to be "fake meat" is not as tasty as stuff that is vegan because of…

This is a pet peeve of mine too. Let's ignore the awesome no-meat options in every cuisine around the globe and instead try to vaguely approximate the few things vegans don't want to eat anyway.

Brings back memories! One thing though, I'm 99% sure "firing" a meal comes from actually putting it on the "fire" and cooking it.

Lupita's so incredibly lovely, but the position is taken. Q.U.E.E.N. Janelle Monae is already reigning at Sesame Street — Vivat Regina.

People proclaiming themselves a moral authority usually refer to themselves as a failure who is only sometimes successful at what they're advocating, right? Such a high and mighty attitude on Drew.

Eh, their Tojortellini Nipponese is a better dish anyway.

You made this about yourself and about white people by making a statement that's easily disproven by listening to the black community. The idea that most people are fed up with ineffectual crime enforcement to the point that they don't care when an unarmed man is shot dead by police is entirely a creation of white…

I gotta admit, I love a good fresh-mixed ranch dressing (in reasonable portions) but ranch-flavored other stuff? Yeah... not sure what's going on there either.

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There's always the next feature, "Pixar: How Their Dicks Are."