Other good quotes: 1. During the Q&A portion of the panel when a man in the audience said "I'd like the ask about the elephant in the room, which is race" 2. When Hemingway said, "The left has done a good job presenting the government as a kind boyfriend."

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back... after it died of an easily preventible disease.

Jesus Christ, are people infuriatingly, willfully stupid about misinterpreting "Ban Bossy." Nobody fucking wants to literally outlaw the use of the word, fuckdroids. They call it that because it's catchy and alliterative. Do you write angry letters to Pringles demanding to know why the fun stopped after you popped? If…

*Stands on all the women who have worked their asses off so she can stand there today* Feminism is not important and I don't like it. "*walks away on all the women who continue to be oppressed today and tomorrow.*

Remember folks, there's no such thing as "rape culture"! Everyone knows rape is a horrible crime, what do you mean it's normalized in our society?!

Honestly, I don't think there's any greater evidence that feminism is only about women's liberation, and that it isn't actually a movement for greater gender equality, than the way trans men are completely left out of and even erased from the movement. The idea that it's a movement for greater gender equality is a…

I could live with onion rings on a sandwich, if they were good onion rings - which excludes most onion rings. None of those chopped up onion shitty fake ones. Real cross sections of onion dipped in batter and deep fried. Popeye's does them right.

oh god oh god oh god I can't stop laughing.

So who do babies blame their farts on? Barking aphids? Pygmy Jerboas on motorcycles?

We've internalized the message of our police state a little too well. When in doubt, kill everyone. Worse comes to worst, maybe you'll be suspended with pay!

I couldn't agree with you more. I think so many people in this country are so sick and pathetic when it comes to when it's reasonable to shot someone.

So lemme ask you, if this kid had actually turned out to be some guy who broke into his house with the intent of raping or murdering someone in his house, and he had shot him, would he still be a trigger-happy coward?

Dodai, you guys should reach out to his wife Rose, to whom he's been married to for almost 15 years and with whom he has three children, including - wait for it - twins.

Yeah, I question that one, too. I'd also be curious to know the complications that arise POST-circumcision. I'm on a mom's board: the only issues I have heard of in regard to little boys' penises are circumcision related—either infection or readhesion. Uncircumcised boys, so far, have not had any problems. Not to say…

Please take this information with a grain of salt. Even the American Pediatric Association's official stance is "There's no particularly compelling reason to do this across the board."

Oh fuck off with your smegma diatribe, you're as bad as a frat bro dissing vaginas as being fishy smelling. Grow the fuck up. You support an act that denies bodily consent. You sure have bought into the propaganda. As a European I find such exclamations entirely dubious. You know what extra precautions are taken?…

Did he break-in? Someone who lived in the house (his girlfriend) let him in.

No, you're right - if someone breaks into my house, I'll perceive danger. If a teenage boy is in my teenage daughter's bedroom, and he seems frightened of me when I confront him with a gun, I'll assume I'm the scarier and more dangerous one in the equation. I do think there's a distinction.

If he was doing this to children, people would freak the fuck out as they would then perceive that it does suggest that the rape of children is really kind of funny/acceptable when it's not for reals. I mean, what are kids doing flaunting themselves out in public if they can't take the heat, right?

Exactly.