My sister has been wearing liquid liner since she was 12 and was sort of in the girl's auxiliary of a Mexican gang at her public school? I don't know, it was a thing she did for a while (our family is not Mexican, but her boyfriend was). Anyway, she wears it every. Day. It is perfect. She has giant beautiful,…

Cake liner. Way easier.

I got a truly frightening shade of green from eating a supermarket birthday cake that had bright blue frosting, and the most synthetic lemon filling ive ever tasted. Those two neons mingled in my bingle and I was honestly scared for a moment when I looked down. It took me a minute to remember that blue plus yellow…

Yup. I used to work at a coffee shop, and this woman repeatedly gave me shit about the price of our muffins, and one day she was like, "There are children STARVING in the Third World, you know". I said, "Yes, I know, I'm FROM the Third World", and she never came back.

I worked at a fairly nice white-tablecloth Italian joint when I was in high school, and did see people mess with food. A pair of old ladies would come once a week for the early bird special, they were super demanding and lousy tippers. Over time I saw people rub their veal parm cutlets on the floor before putting them…

Darren Sharper doesn't sound like an asshole per se; more like an opening in one's butt where the poop comes out.

"The word 'rape' did not occur."

All of the women that say that are without question the meanest, bitchiest, cattiest and shittiest of all. They are the backstabbers, the gossips, the ones that sleep with your boyfriend behind your back and the ones that generally give women a bad name.

But on the other, pretending that there isn't an element of hypocrisy among pro-life lawmakers who will never personally have to worry about their own access to abortion ... and definitely will not have to worry about their theoretical daughters' access to abortion ...

This. I want to talk more about this. It's so…

Speculating as to a teenage girl's boob job ust proves you don't know how teenage girls actual work.

They expect it to be a donutwalk, actually.

"not exactly a cakewalk..." — I like what you did there.

Falafel is crunchy deliciousness. Beef tongue is also extremely tasty, as is black pudding and baked beans. You're TOTALLY right on the rest though. BLECH!

Yeah, putting food near a blow job is a good way to encourage penis-biting. No thanks.

You deserve all the stars for this.

Neither lower nor upper, this G is the latest trend in middle-case letters.

That font should be shot and killed and buried in the desert.

"9 percent engaged in verbal harassment"

I love every single thing about this comment.

Agreed- especially if you had no idea why this was happening to you.