I hope Willam Belli gets on this and takes the piss out of them too.

I can definitely do that. :D

Let us be friends so I can eat your discarded deliciousness. I hate onions, too, so you're on your own on that one.

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS!

I agree, this is really unsettling and awful, but it sort of diminishes rape, don't you think? Was Teddy Bundy "murder-y"?

Can I go out to eat with you so I can take your discarded avocado? Because I eat avocados three times a day! YUM!

I am picky but I completely agree with you. If something I don't eat is cooked into the dish then I just won't order it. I would never expect them to whip up a pot of soup just for me with no mushrooms. As long as the chunks are big enough then I will just work around them if it's incorporated into something. Like…

GIVE ME YOUR DISCARDED AVOCADO, PLEASE!

This is why I check the menu, then go inside.

Daddy needs his sleeping pill?????????? EWWWWW.

I hear ya. The foods I don't like are the ones everyone just swoons over. Mushrooms, lobster, coconut & steak. People look at me like I am an alien when I say I don't like any of those. Just give me all the guac and leave me in peace, dammit!

"There are general ideals that most people desire."
Yeah, that most people desire to see. Not walk around with. C-cups (like mine) are certainly big enough to fill a racy dress and create ample cleavage. Meaning, they are already the generic "ideal" you are talking about. Covetous even. Ain't no way I or most other…

I don't know who you're talking to, because my large-bosomed sistren complain about it ALL THE DAMN TIME. I would too if I had boobs so big they gave me back problems, constantly diverted attention, or made fitting into anything difficult.

WHY CAN'T I STAR THIS MORE THAN ONCE?

Alright, entitled, middle-class white males, this lady is going to give you a lesson in terminology and reality.

So... Potatoes and boiled fish?

How many full-chested women have you been around? Every. last. one. that I know (myself included) complains quite mightily. Center of gravity. It's a bitch.

Nope! I mean, I suppose in a way vegetarians only contribute to the vegetable half of almost-slave-labor so that's kind of an improvement although I think toiling on a farm might still be harder than working in a slaughterhouse, but that's just a guess as I'm rather uninformed on both (intentionally because I know it…

There should have been a second revenge date. All lutefisk and escargot.

Its true though, both are basically male fantasies.