Well, these are the type of people who think that messages about sharing toys and being nice to other kids are sociopolitical engineering in the opposite direction. I cannot wait until they start publishing "conservative parenting guides" telling them how to raise their kids to eschew sharing and espouse an "f you,…

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie (You Are Part of the Problem) by Laura Numbedoff

I hope Mr. Goodcents sues the shit out of them for ripping off Mr. Penny.

YES! And the over-the-top autotuned "Wooooooo!" right after it to underscore the horror. So perfect. I love all her videos.

Agreed. I know it's a nitpick but I think it'd be VASTLY preferable if the wording was "Elizabeth Colbert-Busch, Stephen Colbert's Sister, wins primary."

I was never a big fan of just drinking a big glass of milk, but I always keep it around to cook with. To me, mashed potatoes and cream sauces just don't come out right with a substitute or non-dairy milk.

Totally. And some brands differentiate between Unsweetened and Original (sweetened but not flavored), that always kind of irks me. Wouldn't the "original" flavor be... y'know, the one with nothing added to it!? Oh well, marketing.

2000: Martha Stewart. I was already out but my b/f couldn't go with me (school rules and not anti-gay ones, just no underclassmen) so I was committed to taking a lady. Why not take THE lady? She'd have had an AMAZING boutonniere prepared for me, I'm sure. Hell, I STILL want to take Martha Stewart out.

Justine Frischmann is fantastic and never gets enough recognition. Elastica was awesome!

I should've known you'd beat me to this link ;D

That's hilarious to me because 1996 me probably would've done the same. He left Malice Mizer about the same time I "outgrew" visual-kei and while I don't care for his solo music so much I always love his promo photos and videos. He always comes off as good-humored and not terribly self-serious in interviews. And…

Another reco for rice milk — especially if you like skim because it's thin, rice milk tends to be a little thinner than soy/almond. Also if you put it on Rice Krispies the whole thing magically transubstantiates into a bowl of steaming hot rice! (Maybe not.)

Hemp milk is at least mainstream enough to make it to Kroger and HyVee out here in the boondocks, so I think their time is coming!

Amen! It's the same approach I take towards all dairy — "reduced fat" sour cream? No thanks! 2% milk "cheese" cheez? Honey let me introduce you to this triple-creme brie. You can eat about a tablespoon of it and then go into a milkfat coma of pure pleasure.

Only slightly related, but I had my first experience with raw whole milk recently (or as we've taken to calling it, "outlaw milk") and it's AMAZING. I wouldn'tve believed that the taste could be so different until I experienced it myself.

Yay whole milk! It's the only stuff that will hold long enough for me to drink it (even in half-gallons and pints). I don't personally go in for ANY reduced-fat dairy products — a little whole-fat milk or cheese or sour cream will go a LONG way, and I think that in the end the lower serving size balances out the…

Right!? There was like one article about this show, right after Julie Klausner tweeted her effusive praise of it, and now this hair-rending post-mortem. Meanwhile we got 5 freaking Girls articles in a row a few days ago. PLUS Gawker was running recaps weekly. I don't usually bitch about their coverage choices but…

Just pushin' this up the chain.

I was... what, 7? 8? When Baby Jessica fell in the well. The neighbor boy and I dug out the deepest hole we could imagine in the back yard and put a GI Joe in there. Baby Destro-ca. Our parents were completely unimpressed when we rescued him.

Dogs seem to be perfectly lovely little animals. That's why I'm so confused as to why every owner in a five mile radius of my home seems to love locking them on a porch, cold and angry, to bark incessantly for hours. I moved to a higher property value area recently and the problem is WAY worse out here. Maybe…