Haha, same — always going on about how the lack of aluminum ALSO means there's less sweat staining / yellowing in the pits. But at $16.00 a stick or whatever the stuff costs, it's cheaper to just replace a pack of Hanes v-necks every year.

It was in the Daily Caller. There's your FIRST hint that it was all a fabrication.

See, by looking for jokes, you're going about it the wrong way! There's no punchline, there's no payoff — you just have that brief flash of recollection and a "huh."

There is something definitely Cronenberg-ian about these shoes. Picture a person's nude, sockless legs coming out of the fleshtone one and it'd be like they stepped in a vat of acid.

Rather than just giving him the credit that there IS a substantive argument to be made (which I still doubt), I expect Boehner to make that substantive argument himself. He is a highly visible elected official who is repressing the civil rights of a broad swath of our society based upon said "substantive argument,"…

Preach. These women are the face of commoditized, product-ified femininity — everything on your body is gross and horrible UNTIL you slather it with this product.

No difference. Substitute "my church" for "somebody—" it is a reflexive position taken based on what an "authority figure" told him was right rather than from any analytic thought. If he'd thought a little harder he may've seen that it's problematic to cite one's personal religious beliefs as a legislative…

So the substance of his argument against gay rights is "somebody told me it's bad!"

The slimiest part to me is that this is the type of thing that 3 women (relatives nonetheless) would ever just like spontaneously come up with — it's disgusting, degrading crap dreamed up by a show producer and passed off as "reality."

This is amazing, thanks for sharing! I love David Mitchell.

ACK. This is bringing back traumatic memories.

Soooooo there's that old trope about men who sit down to pee being whipped or womanly or wimpy, and it's so prevalent that like TheOatmeal has done comics about it... and as a lifelong penis-haver, I always think "Why are your manfriends monitoring your bathroom preferences!" If anyone can see you it's because you're…

This is fantastic, and you are fantastic.

LOL, our work bathroom is "the satellite office." "I need to go off-site" generally means you're visiting the satellite office to file some... reports.

I don't get it at all! I guess it's more "liking things ironically?" I mean, if it's your jam then hey, go ahead and dance, but don't try and convince me that it's good music; I won't tell YOU about how amazing "Toxic" is.

I think Donna is my favorite post-Golden Girls sitcom character.

His Twitter is absolutely a treasure — he tends to retweet the most self-congratulatory and inane stuff from celebrities and corporate brands.

Oh goodness. I just researched — Toto is American and Procol Harum is British. NO EXCUSES!

Oh my god, totally. That song is like trying to listen to a drunk make a political argument.

Hahaha, I think it's because Toto is German or something, but the word-salad WTF-ery of that song just gets on my last nerve and just stays there doing showy pirouettes. "I bless the rains down in Africa?" Honey, please — are you Storm from the X-Men?