BRING IT ON! I WILL DIE ON THE HILL OF STEELY DAN SUCKING SHIT

I appreciate your support, but you are wrong. Pink Floyd and the Who are good. I stand by my statement (which is unassailable) that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

They land on mattresses. It’s fine.

Dunk on a 10 foot high rim with no spring board? No way.  But this is giving me an awesome idea on how to improve the Olympic Gymnastics vault event.  Make it a vault plus alley-oop.  Grade the dunk and the flippy-twisties TOGETHER. 

Do they have to bring their own hardhats and lunchpails or do the Bulls provide that for them?

This is corny

This is fair

Hey you know what I need when I’m supposed to be working but I’m really goofing off on the internet?  It’s definitely “WELCOME TO ANTIQUE SHITSHOW” at top volume.  

+2 pages stuck together

It definitely looked like a HR off the bat, and I’m not saying the balls aren’t different, but it was also extremely windy last night. Urshella got a HR to right field held up too.

You’d think a New York team wouldn’t be skeptical about a Jet with a broken wing.

You son of a bitch

Andy Reid should be put in the stockade for having him do that sneak when he already had a bad leg. 

An HOA is a totalitarian regime who’s control you put yourself under voluntarily 

Did you explain to Dom that the shirts are not yellow, but maize?  If he knew that, he might change his tune.

Candy corn is made about 12 hours after Satan eats corn on the cob

Candy corn is made about 12 hours after Satan eats corn on the cob

I read s this morning that there is significant betting action when the crew from the Packers-Lions game is working.

Did it ever occur to anyone that perhaps the Chinese were mad about the Rockets assuming Russell Westbrook’s albatross of a contract and this was all an elaborate scam to get back at Morey for this?

Yeah, Gilbert would like to have say in this.