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How do I get a crusted tzatziki stain out of a lodge cast iron Dutch oven?

How do I get a crusted tzatziki stain out of a lodge cast iron Dutch oven?

At least you won your bet with Drew.  Your new bet with Drew should be the over/under on when the Wilpons start leaking negative stories to Newsday about Pete Alonso. 

I had a lady that used to come in everyday and generally be obnoxious to everyone. One time, we ran out of the little butter pats for the bagels. We apologized, gave her a free drink coupon, etc. She never let it go. Every morning she’d walk in and be all “YOU GUYS GOT BUTTA? OR DID YOUR MANAGER FORGET TO ORDER IT

I had a very wealthy upper west side lady keep me on the telephone for 30 minutes because she didn’t like the coffee of the week (this was 15-ish years ago). I told her that I have no control over what is brewed week to week because the corporate office decides what the coffee of the week is and ships it to us pre-grou

I’ve never been treated as badly in any job than when I worked at Starbucks. There’s a few reasons why: (1) is the “just say yes” policy which is supposed to “empower” the store partners (employees) to make it so the customer gets exactly what they want. In reality, customers know the store partners won’t be backed up

Can’t wait to hear about how the employee who crashed into the vehicle was fired for destroying a multi-thousand dollar piece of equipment (even though he saved damage to a multi-million dollar aircraft and possibly several people’s bodies). 

He gives out pretzel carts to schools for fundraising activities. He travels all over North America spotlighting awesome locally owned businesses bringing them all sorts of free media. Magary interviewed him for GQ a few years ago and always talks about how much he likes Guy. Yeah, he’s a little on the douche-bro

I used to be a Starbucks store manager, and you wouldn’t believe the petty shit people would take the time to complain about us to corporate. One time I was expediting the people in line and this lady  made a gesture that would suggest a large coffee, but said “tall coffee.” I asked if she meant the large size or the

Interesting that they wouldn’t put Simms back in the booth. Makes me wonder if Nantz and Simms weren’t getting along.

FIFA recognizes the Palestinian soccer association, which is allowed to compete in World Cup and Asia Cup, but for some reason, does not recognize the Kurdish soccer association, who are not allowed to compete in those events. Weird. 

Since the Columbia football stadium was funded by and is named for Bob Kraft isn’t everything that happens there a secret dick joke?

Hell yeah Walt Weiss was good.  He was AL Rookie of the Year and the pride of Rockland County, New York.  My cousin was friends with him in high school, but my cousin never managed the Rockies. 

I grew up in Rockland but I went to camp in the catskills.

Our collective response to the Terminator franchise is “That looks cool. Let’s do that.”

Another wonderful danger zone was the water for the tarzan swing and cannonball slide (not the loop one).  The water was set back from the main area and surrounded by trees so it never got direct sunlight.  So you’d slide or swing into shockingly cold water. 

My summer camp had an annual trip to Action Park. I watched a fellow camper ride the cannonball loop and when he got out, he was stumbling like a drunk, likely because of a concussion. The rumor was always that they had to build the trap door in the loop because people were getting stuck in there because there wasn’t

He’s an idiot.  Send him off to the dustbin of history with Paul Tsongas and Gary Hart. 

Right because as we all know, systems work the exact way they are supposed to work 100% of the time. 

Because the price of unionizing is that unions protect their worst and most senior members too.

The days when bad things happen to awful people and the patriots are the best days.