Thanks Kevin.  This site is usually a good read and I’m confident it will remain that way after you leave.  Hotdogs are goddamn sandwiches. 

My 2 year old has a sensitive tummy so we cut give him half whole milk half almond milk.  I’m going to transition him to all almond milk, not because of health benefits but because it doesn’t go bad when left out for a little while.

Michael’s of Brooklyn and Rao’s both make outstanding jarred sauces. I think michaels is only available in NYC metro area though. 

OUT INDEFINITELY

It’s incredible how many rotaries Boston has, but nobody knows how to properly navigate one.  My least favorite Boston driving sin is the old “turn out from a side street in front of someone going really fast an then drive 15 MPH.”  Those people can get fucked. 

The Defense Against the Dark Arts position is head coach of the Detroit Lions.  They had like 5 HCs in a row that never worked in the NFL again after being fired. 

And if you somehow have the self control to hold off until the movie starts, it gets fucking cold. 

I went to college on the South Side and I loved driving to Indiana because there’s cheap cigs, cheap gas, gambling, and the possibility that I’d get murdered for being a jew in Indiana.

I just know the Dolphins are going to beat them.  

Name checks out 

I think they’ll win at least one game (against the. Jets)

I’m like 95% sure he’s gonna win again.

I lived in Boston in 2016. I saw tons of Trump signs, hats, bumper stickers, etc. Trump got nearly 20% of the vote in NYC.  Outside of the liberal bubbles in major cities, Trump wins in a landslide.  Regardless of that, the electoral college is the game we play for the presidency. It’s not changing, probably ever, and…

Outside of the major cities and coastal areas, we live in a very conservative country. Even including those areas, our country could be charitably described as centrist. As much as I personally want someone left of Biden, I fear that nominating such a candidate would be fatal to the Democrats in the general election.…

When my wife and I were dating, we were talking on the phone.  She was walking around her apartment and she stepped on a pair of sunglasses that she had left on the floor.  Because she was talking to me at the time, the verdict was: MY FAULT. 

Vegans can be discriminated against because they have a genetic predisposition that makes them never stop talking about being vegan.

I used to visit my friends who grew up in West Bloomfield and they would always take us to Lafayette.  Great chili dogs.  Never understood why they called them Coneys until I read this.  

She doesn’t owe the NFL her cooperation (or really anything). If these allegations are true, then she is smart to file the lawsuit at the time when it would do the most damage to AB and the NFL, and garner the most attention. Just because something is calculated, doesn’t mean it isn’t true. 

You can stop writing about the A’s. Greenwell can’t hurt you anymore. 

I have mixed feelings about Jolie’s dip seedings. On the one hand, seeding ranch higher than tzatziki is terrible and I still haven’t recovered from how wrong it is.  On the other hand, no fuck that, it’s still terrible.