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I was today years old when I learned that this is the latin name for butt crack

For whom?

Roth, I ask this of you and expect you to answer for all Mets fans: Why are you like you?

Is he going to spend any time in the minors?

I’d guess that the membership of both organization has significant overlap. 

That fan’s conduct was a perfectly reasonable reaction to the obviously threatening behavior by #26.”

Exactly.  How can anyone resist calling him Beetle Guys?  It makes no sense. 

How on earth is Derrius’ nickname not Beetle?

Two national runner ups vs a billion 4+ loss seasons 

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AB be like

Yes but like at least 10 years after I left the company. I saw that news and I was like “that’s was my store!”

This was 2003-2004. 670 was in a building was between Erie and Huron on the West side of the Ave that used to also have a free museum - the Terra Museum of American Art. The building was knocked down in the late aughts and replaced by some towering skyscraper. If you worked at the Tribune building, you probably would

I was the Assistant Manager at the since closed Starbucks at 670 N. Michigan Ave in Chicago.  I chatted up a customer who it turned out happened to be from the same small suburb of NYC that I grew up in.  We exchanged numbers and went out for coffee.  During the date she apologized for coming up with the idea of a

The right thing to do is to pay it forward and throw it to the guy behind him. 

Impressive considering the recent death of his Danny DeVito-esq twin, Jared.

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It’s pretty common all over the place.  I read an article about Kentucky weed farmers who grow it in dense forest and put all kinds of deadly booby traps nearby.

While Mrs. TSHU is a saintly physician, I am soulless bloodsucking lawyer. One time during her residency, while we were on a flight home from Europe, the flight attendant got on the PA and asked if there was a doctor on board. Mrs. TSHU asked me what should I do, and I gave her the following advice: you have no

If some hungry Texans were chasing me around, I’d probably do the same thing.