The Wild’s heavy use of Fenton may have made them ill, but at least they didn’t overdose and die. 

“Do the Trades” is also Al Franken’s new PR strategy for his comeback.

This is why it’s important that we preserve the right to keep and bear arms in the National Parks System.

Point of order: Solid Waste Management is related to garbage and recycling.  What you’re referring to is Wastewater Management. 

Hey let’s take it easy on Gase.  He took notable pile of shit Ryan Tannehill and transformed him into the broken pile of shit you see before you. 

I worked at Starbucks for 5 years. Tips are shared (I forget the calculation, but all the money is counted and each hourly employee/partner gets a share proportionate to the hours s/he worked). My first store had the highest tip rate of any store I’ve ever heard of (about $4/hour) and that was because our manager was…

It looks like Kessel removed most of the furniture in the home theater, including the popcorn machine and the hot dog cart. 

Was it animal style?  Because if it isn’t, I’m not interested.

We are the retirement community of the NFL

That clip of him against the Patriots turning number 42 around three times is fucking fantastic.

Underrated comment 

Well, not Bobby Bonilla

That one kid slipped on the 5 yard line

Did that cop get out of his car after that accident and immediately draw his weapon?

Remember when that McDonald’s customer got a chicken head in her Mighty Wings?

That makes two Long Island natives this week who probably won’t be getting what they want

You can’t properly clean the lettuce if the butt isn’t cut off. 

Who can forget Matt Nokes’ legendary battle for Yankees starting catcher with another noted guy Jim Leyritz?

The most important thing is to get Trump out. Who replaces him is secondary. The important thing is to have a vigorously contested primary and then once there’s a nominee, show the fuck up for the general and pull the lever for whoever the fuck the Democrat is. Especially if you live in a swing state. All the rest is…

I remember that Rob Johnson contract.  Dude had one half of a good game and the Bills locked him in for 25 million for five years.