TrollSoHardUniversity

7/1/19

Proposal: contract the Knicks, move the Nets from Barclays to MSG, and rename them the Knicks.

6/30/19

The best part of this is that when KD blew out his Achilles, Dolan’s thought was “now I can play hardball and get him at a discount.”

6/29/19

His market value was 10-12 million per year which means that the Knicks would probably offer him 20 after being spurned by KD, Kyrie, and Kawhi. Hmm. 20 million per year from the Knicks or a lifetime of doors slammed in your face? This is not as easy as it seems

6/28/19

Nah I was thinking of a different team

6/27/19

Because of your username and avatar, I think we are talking about the same stadium.

6/27/19

I did some legal work on the building of a stadium for an independent league team. The person in charge of the project wanted the absolute minimum allowable distance between the stands and home plate. Of course it wasn’t long before someone was hit in one of the “luxury boxes” and suffered some eye trauma. I kept up…

6/27/19

He didn’t so much imply it as explicitly state it.

6/25/19

Yeah but there’s also the white resentment of OJ and the mostly black jury finding him guilty of a crime he almost certainly committed. White resentment is Trump’s winning electoral strategy.

6/25/19

I got tossed out of the right field bleachers in the old Yankee Stadium for giving the finger to a Red Sox jersey clad moron who walked in during an Orioles game.

6/25/19

Wow, the rare correct food take from Barry. MAYO RULES!

6/25/19

I went to a Georgian restaurant in Bat Yam, Israel a few weeks ago. I’d never eaten Georgian cuisine before this and I’m looking for Georgian restaurants back home now. That food is flavorful AF.

6/22/19

What idiot called it an empty Ursus shelf and not a bear closet?

6/20/19

Finally one team from the most hated region in both the US and Canada.

6/20/19

It would be impossible to not notice because Keenan is a billion times funnier than Steve Harvey.

6/19/19

I’m not sure who won, but I know who lost: the one who picked any kind of Fritos. Fritos are the worst chips in the history of chips.

6/19/19

When I was a teenaged little league ump, I had parents and coaches nose to nose with me over calls. Those people can go fuck themselves.

6/18/19

We had a rule that no one was allowed to be Charlotte because the combination of Alonzo Mourning and Larry Johnson was just too good.

6/18/19

Lost in all this is that a team owned by James Dolan made a one sided trade in its own favor.

6/17/19

Clearly you didn’t finish reading. Because it clearly says that I WILL FIGHT YOU

6/17/19

Golden Grahams are the pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch that couldn’t pass the Quality Assurance check. I will fight you.