I wish they fired him at the end of last season so the Rangers could’ve hired him. 

It’s interesting that people would think that Aaron Judge’s body type is how major leaguers will look in the future.  For as long as I can remember, teams didn’t want players that big because their strike zones were so big that they couldn’t really cover a good portion of the plate.  Richie Sexon was a great example…

He could start for the Bills tomorrow

Favorite city: Walla Walla

These days we call that a “milkshake duck”

The Jews have a costume s holiday in the spring. It’s called Purim and we are commanded by the Holy One, Blessed be He to dress in costume and get drunk. It’s fun. 

I am against any and all Mint-cengination

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room at the same time?

These are not hot candy takes. You want hot candy takes? Cause I got hot candy takes:

Did anyone really think that Ty Montgomery would still be a Packer after what he did on Sunday?  If they didn’t get the 7th rounder for him, I’m pretty sure he’d have been cut. 

The question is really why would anyone with a promising future in baseball and a modicum of self-respect want to be the Wilpon’s GM when everyone knows you’ll have no set budget and can’t approve any transactions without ownership approval?

What idiot of a GM would give Price more than 4 years at $127 million dolla- nevermind, the Mets did it. 

I wouldn’t discount the Oort Cloud, Tom.  I mean, Pitino took the Knicks to the playoffs, you know. 

4 years of revenge which is strange because when it comes to Louisville and coaches, the fucking usually is over in a couple of seconds.

Somehow the person who comes off the worst is the younger son who keeps singing that pumpkin carving song.  While Rachel can’t get her head out of a pumpkin, I can’t get that pumpkin (song) out of my head. 

How are we missing the opportunity to call these “clamdy canes”?

Eli Goes South 

My guess is that he was drunk and needed to pass out and he figured, “you know, the backup quarterback is the most popular guy in town...”

Read more about this avocado-veganism debate over at The Conversation.

I always thought of the side burner as more of a warmer for my bbq sauce or butter melter than something to use to actually cook things.