Does the clean up method change if you substitute pizza for a yogurt/garlic based concoction?

Does the clean up method change if you substitute pizza for a yogurt/garlic based concoction?

I’m like 70% sure this was done by some low-level staffer who figured (correctly) that if including Kaep caused a bunch of mouthbreathers to call their congressmen, then he would catch a bunch of shit and possibly get fired. 

Have you guys noticed that when players are in the green zone, you can see their auras?

I rewatched The Office last year and what struck me was how much work all the characters (particularly the women) had to do in order to keep Michael calm and balanced. 

Why hasn’t Toronto called him up to the majors? I’m not asking because I agree with Chuck (and I know he had some injuries this year), but it seems odd that he’s smacking the life out of the ball and they wouldn’t call him up in September when the rosters expand to 40 or even midseason for a cup of coffee.

Kay is right and wrong here. The Yankees did rely too much on the home run this season. But that is not over-reliance on analytics; it’s an under-reliance. A main component of analytics is that scoring more runs equals more wins. The Yankees hit more home runs than any team in history, but they scored 25 fewer runs…

Is this a controversial take?

I was in the laundry room of my apartment building when a 5 year old sees me and says “Why you so fat?” It took everything I had to not respond “eating little kids.”

Nobody would be fooled by substituting DiGiorno for Little Caesars.  DiGiorno is actually edible. 

In 2000, I got a great deal on a name your price Priceline deal. $650 round trip from JFK to Tel-Aviv to spend winter break with my friends who were there studying abroad. I had an early return flight so of course I stayed out til 2 am partying. I overslept, took a taxi that I really couldn’t afford, only to find…

I had a dream once that I fell off my bike and I woke up as I started the fall and I was falling out of my bed.  That shit still weirds me out. 

The sleep paralysis might be a sign of apnea.  Get yourself checked out. 

I lived in Chicago from 97-05 and never heard of Malort during that time. I came back for a visit and my friend offered me a shot of it, which he explained was a “chicago thing.” I had a very similar reaction to it as the first woman in that video. “It’s not bad” followed by “ugh oh my fuckin god that’s terrible”

I agree with this take as long as your co-workers are Red Sox fans. 

If I recall correctly, he suggested I put a Sammy Hagar song on the jukebox and I responded “you mean that blonde bitch who ruined Van Halen?”  He then asked me to step outside. 

I have a policy that places a moratorium on TSHU consuming food from a restaurant after a serious food safety issue.  I’m just about ready to try Jack In The Box again.  

I had a guy at a bar challenge me to a fight because I said that Sammy Hagar was terrible and ruined Van Halen. 

Wilson’s only talent is hitting high and late.  He has no place in the modern NHL. Fuck that guy. 

Cheese isn’t necessary.  A teaspoon of creme fraiche is all you need. 

I think that what he’s trying to say is that one cannot KNOW that the earth is round unless they’ve witnessed it from an angle that shows it’s roundness. So I BELIEVE that the earth is round, but absent a trip to outer space or walking/sailing/flying in one direction until you end back in the same place, there is no…