Why should we continue to indulge the Chinese fiction about Taiwan? 

Somebody oughta Walsh your mouth out with soap!

I would have gone to my 10 and 20 year but the folks who organize it insist on having them in expensive bars in Manhattan and it costs a hundred bucks for the night. No thank you. 

Live your second best life

Breathing near Tom Brady gets you a flag most days. 

Some of those department stores, like Sears and JC Penny also sell gift cards for other stores.  You can buy gas cards, restaurant cards and get 5x points on those purchases. 

Some of those department stores, like Sears and JC Penny also sell gift cards for other stores.  You can buy gas…

It is NOT Satan’s earwax.  Candy corn is the corn extracted from Satan’s poo.

Sometimes, a day spent with a toddler is a game of running out the clock.

I contain the multitudes

Sometime I think that Belichick lets his former assistants win the first one against him. 

I worked as a bartender at a pub that was located inside one of the buildings in my college. The manager was an old grumpy asshole who fancied himself smarter and better than everyone else even though he flunked out of the school decades before.  Even though he was manager, he still took a portion of the tips for…

What happens is that sewer systems, especially older systems, can develop cracks.  The coffee we pour down our drains passes through the leaky sewer pipes, and infiltrates the groundwater. 

Do you know of any products that can make cat pee smell like tzatziki?

Do you know of any products that can make cat pee smell like tzatziki?

Massive and delicious!

Shep is there a discount code attached to this?  It’s coming up as 19.99 at checkout?

Shep is there a discount code attached to this?  It’s coming up as 19.99 at checkout?

Guess what else? Her husband is a Rockland County Sherriff’s Deputy.  As far as her teaching certificate, the court is not taking it away, but the Department of Education still can. 

OK, I liked the Faith Hill version.  Not the song really, but Faith Hill is not unattractive. 

Team Gwen. Keep your nuts away from my cookies (and brownies) (and M&M’s). 

So if the spine of the bun breaks, it becomes a sandwich?

Amazing how many people (on the original post) created accounts just to trash Serena Williams