Most residential leases will include a provision that states that the only people who can live in the unit are the people named in the lease and any natural born children to that person during the course of the lease (most states consider adoptive children to be natural born). This makes no sense.

I can absolutely see the early 90s version of Rosanne Connor turing into a Trump supporter. Rural, blue-collar, uneducated, white people who maybe voted for Bill Clinton and (possibly even) Obama voted in droves for Trump because he talked about their issues, he indulged their fear of others (POC, Muslim, etc.). How…

“In my day, we fucked off with beer and chicken, not this pussy ass millennial video game shit”

Up is down. Left is right. Trump is president. Marchman had a reasonable take. Truly, these are the end times.

Do you think the Athletic told Adler that this was a possibility when they hired her?

What would really shock me is if they got mad because they started saying some smart shit

Lost in all this is the question of who would ask some shit Indiana pizzeria to cater a wedding?

This is almost performance art

My favorite part of Somebody Feed Phil is when somebody feeds Phil because it’s the only time that he doesn’t talk for 3 consecutive seconds.

I can’t remember if it’s “better Red than dead” or the other way around

Aw man, I really miss mailbags from Captain Caveman! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Edit: Stupid Kinja posting on the wrong article.

One could say that pleading guilty to a molestation charge when innocent is an interesting maneuver

Nothing to be sorry about, dude. That’s a perfectly reasonable position.

Drake is a Canadian Jew who regularly drops consequence-free n-bombs. Clearly he thinks he’s invincible.

Fuck the Pens but Fuck Tom Wilson even more. He regularly leaves his feet to hit high and is for some reason almost never disciplined by Player Safety. 3 games is embarrassingly short for this unrepentant thug.

Pasqua 2: the Pasquaning

Swans are really beautiful birds. On the other hand, I would kick both pigeons and Canada geese in the face if I was fast/brave enough.

Another historically horrendous boner is likely seen on the pee tape.

The pace of telling the questioners to go to hell really slowed down towards the end of the blog.