It’s pretty obvious. Highsmith is uncomfortable with Jews who date tall shiksas.

Why didn’t Marchand’s tongue stick to the other guy’s face?

I was a Starbucks store manager for 3 years and worked in the stores for 5. This is a big addition to the product line in that it adds an entirely new task for the baristas. It’s going to take a while for them to get the hang of it, but they will eventually.

I’m gonna go ahead and say that Cam has the best takes of all the Deadspin kids.

It’s not a perfect system

Can’t wait for all the nativist Southies to come out of the woodwork to protest this as an attack on Sawx Nation. Don’t they realize that the dude owned the team for 40 years and never won shit?

Say what you want about LaVar, but you can’t deny that he’s got no shortage of Balls

Look at all those Jazz Hands

Smoking pot was first

This list could be an interesting episode of Let’s Remeber Some Guys

You don’t get woodpeckers? That’s a special kind of hell because they like to get up at 5 AM.

One summer, I was a park attendant for one of the parks in the Town I grew up in. The park was right on the shore of the Hudson River and one of my jobs was to find ways to get the geese off the grass and into the river. My first day, I tried running into their flock only to stop and run the other direction when the…

Many of these problems can be solved by building your house out of bricks, and I got bricks to spare.

The only way that Dellie could possibly increase his scrappitude is to switch teams and play for Boston

Fortunately for Sean, he’ll never find out what the punishment for winning a World Series is

Wait, if I say “I’m a starting pitcher” out loud, do I also get a job in the Mets’ bullpen?

When I was in little league there was a 10 batter per inning rule. We had the bases loaded in the bottom of the last inning, down by three with the 9th batter coming up and the opposing coach told his pitcher to intentionally walk the next two batters.

Who would win a fight between Marchman and Greenwell?

I mean, is adding poop to the Deadspin staff not a good addition?

Not a question, just wanted to say that Roth is an excellent addition to the staff. I really enjoy his blogs and his presence on the deadcast. Also, whoever edits the sock puppets does killer reaction shots of the Roth puppet.