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Will the republic survive Trump?

That’s why I didn’t use his name in my question

How come nobody wrote a blog about the Knicks firing their coach?

Traditionally, sitting presidents do not attend the funerals of former first ladies. Like when President Obama didn’t attend Nancy Reagan’s funeral.

An altercation between a white grandma and two POC’s that ended with the old white grandma being taken away in cuffs is a goddamn miracle.

That’s a real punch to the face right there.

Hot take: The Edward Norton Incredible Hulk movie was good.

Pineapple is disgusting. Also, Peanut M&Ms are terrible.

BABA BIRDIE

Because the government doesn’t put any limits on how much a student can borrow which creates a perverse incentive for colleges and universities to continue to jack up tuition. And student loan debt is not dischargeable through bankruptcy so the government and the schools always get paid.

Well at least we don’t have to fight

I will smash your face into a car window and then take your girlfriend, Madeline Anderson, out to a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again

My dude has serious hammer toes too

This is a good take. Now about your name, is pizza a form of pie, or are you an idiot whom I will fight?

“I love a fake stonewall”

I was saying a-BOO-ndanza

Exactly. You only have to do it a few times before they have to stop shifting

I never understood why guys like Mark Teixeira who always had shifts employed against them, wouldn’t lay bunts down the third base line. If they’re not defending one half of the field, why not?