This take is so dumb on so many levels

You seem like someone who both has good takes and is fun at parties. Please DM me your info so that I can invite you to my next party.

Before we rush to judgement, who among us hasn’t called a ref a bitch ass motherfucker?

That’s enough Yards After Contact that the Colts would trade a first round draft pick for him.

I thought that G League players can get their contracts picked up by the NBA. Is there a way that this kid could circumvent the one and done rule?

If these guys were true dirt bags, Rickey would’ve stolen them all in one afternoon.

Matzah Pizza is not good. It’s just proof that you can’t go a week without eating pizza.

That video of the VT lacrosse team...they’re screaming it out so loud and joyfully like it pained them to not be able to say it and once they got their opportunity, they just had to scream it.

Even if you’re the type of white person who doesn’t skip the N-word when singing along to a rap song, why would you be the type of person who screams it gleefully at the top of your lungs while being recorded?

I thought baseball wasn’t allowed to be fun

20 years ago, people actually believed that he could get that big just from creatine shakes. Same thing with Sosa. If you look at pics of him from early in his career, he’s like half the size he was in 1998, yet people bought that he only took flintstones vitamins  

I think it makes perfect sense that she’s a Trump supporter because rural lower income and lower middle class people were really hurt by NAFTA and other Clinton-era policies (among other GOP policies). I think it’s less of a love of Trump and more of a hatred of HRC and the fact that Trump was at least talking about…

Dad?

Whenever people used to say that McGuire never used steroids, I always showed them 89 and 90 Topps cards. He looks like a goddamn deer compared to his 1998 look.

I just hope that the Yankees don’t make the same mistake when Vlad Jr is a free agent and run and sign Gary Sheffield Jr.

Look, just because the options are all bad, doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have a choice. I’m sure the Knicks will offer him a multiyear deal.

Also, if you have prime, they often give you a choice between two day shipping or the slowest shipping they have in exchange for a buck towards Amazon digital. Most of the time they beat the expected delivery date and sometimes they get it within two days anyway. And now I have a buck towards renting a movie or buying…

You’re overthinking it.

As a long-time former employee of a multinational chain of coffee shops, fuck this guy. All he’s doing is causing stress to low wage workers who work too hard and get paid too little to put up with this bullshit.