When I went to summer camp in the early to mid 90s in Upstate New York, all the nearby camps would host sports tournaments in soccer, basketball, softball, etc. But one camp would always make sure to invite Camp Shane, which was a camp for overweight kids. One time, I was playing in a basketball tournament against…

In Oakland, a flood of shit means that the season is just starting.

This is from Clay’s column on Emma’s column yesterday. I just... I mean... I don’t....what the fuck?

In Oakland, a flood of shit means the season is just starting.

FIFY

Makes you wonder how many other people are also thinking “don’t punch yourself in the face” at all times. Like any current white house staffer or Duke fans.

Cameron Feces

Yeah the police report says that he approached Bennett who told the officer to go fuck himself and the officer just walked away. Because cop said always just walk away when people ignore police orders and then tell the cop to go fuck himself. Seems legit.

NYC bars don’t do water coolers for the same reason most restaurants in NYC have a customers only bathroom policy: the fear that the homeless will take over the place.

If any NFL owners see this footage, they may start thinking about replacing some anthem protesters.

He appears to have practiced for this. He knows where the ball is going and he starts running almost as soon as he lets go of the shot.

This is Chicago. They have exactly one Republican alderman out of 50. The GOP can’t even get anyone else to run for this seat because nobody wants to be a sacrificial lamb. So this Nazi registers Republican and signs up to run and ends up running unopposed and wins because some people just go to the polls and pull the…

If Dwight Howard plays like an All-Pro but nobody is there to see it, did it really even happen?

Acuna’s got six years (now seven) until he’s a FA. By that time Harper will probably be DH only. Gotta think about the future.

It’s a pie you fucking troglodyte.

As a Yankee fan, I find this behavior despicable because it delays the time until he signs with the Yankees in free agency.

Which argument - that skilled musicians don’t always make music that sounds good or that Steely Dan sucks my ass? Either seems like a bad argument that Steely Dan is good.

Oh Steely Dan fucking sucks my ass

Yeah it’s like jazz in that hardcore fans forget that just because something requires a lot of skill it doesn’t mean that it’s enjoyable to listen to

He’s not a sandwich, dude