Point taken Wagner, but I bet none of these contraptions will sleep with my wife.

The cuts to the Roth sock puppet reactions are just so goddamn perfect

Remade by Carly Rae Jepsen?

Yeah and his name is Tawmee

This deserves all the stars

Overlaying white print on top of his white jersey. One could say that graphic design is not exactly his forte

This. How am I supposed to goof off at work when there’s an unstoppable unmutable video playing at top volume every time I open a tab?

New York Mets Baseball: Intent is irrelevant; we are just bad.

I love watching him eat, mostly because it’s one of the few moments of the show when he’s not talking.

The Winter Olympics only exist so white people can dominate the metal count.

WHERE ARE THE SOCK PUPPETS

Dad?

Usually, it’s the DA that doesn’t want a jury in the Bronx. Bronx DA’s office has a conviction rate on jury trials that’s under 50% because the jury pool doesn’t trust cops and DAs. Often, they’ll drop the charges to a level that doesn’t require a jury trial (B Misdemanors and below). This time, the Defendant waived…

A couple of weeks ago I heard a sports anchor on local news pronounce it Pee-yong-Chaayng

If they were any good at being doctors, they wouldn’t quit practicing in order to ruin other people’s lives.

Over the last 2-3 seasons, I’ve watched less and less often. I barely watched any games this year. The games are boring: flags every play, inconsistent officiating, the goddamn catch rule. Last season during the playoffs, Collinsworth praised James Harrison for drawing a critical holding penalty that wiped out a score…

Snowboarders peak early because once they realize their own mortality, it becomes a lot harder to launch yourself in the air like that.

Has anyone considered the possibility that...

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

Or they’ll just go and buy heroin which is much cheaper, and coincidentally, how many pill addicts end up overdosing.