Why didn’t he get a game misconduct for his fight strap?

Is there a problem with the ice? Lots of falls tonight and there seems to be a lot of snow on the ice.

Whoever is producing the sock puppet segments is really good at their job. I really liked the cutto Roth’s puppet for a quick “hmmmm.”

Lots of patriotic Americans in the comments today who will probably be rooting for Davis’ Russian opponent when he races.

Picabo Street and a bunch of white people

Usually it’s the Colt that pulls out. That’s why they do artificial insemination.

What does this say about McDaniel’s confidence in Andrew Luck’s return?

Who will click the star when it’s stuck on 69? Not me

I’m rooting for the Eagles because no matter what happens in the game, Philadelphia will burn tonight. But if they win, the Patriots fans will cry.

For a long time I’ve felt that Pinktober was nonsense intended at nothing more than attracting women fans. If the NFL actually wanted to raise awareness in its core fanbase, it would have a month dedicated to testicular cancer which most guys are too fragile to get investigated because they can’t talk to a doctor…

Dad?

As annoying as they are, the tears and lamentations of Patriots fans gives me immense joy.

The reason they would sign cousins and trade up is because they are the Jets and they aren’t good at this

Help me out here because I am unclear on this concept: does this mean that Russell Simmons in now disinvited to ALL the cookouts?

Pictured: two Houstonians drowning

Once Stern retires, the entire thing will go belly up. Still, it’s nice to listen to radio without commercials.

The Jets will sign Cousins and then trade some pics to move up in the draft to get one of the top QBs, who will inevitably bust because Jets. Then the Jets will have leveraged the next couple of years draft picks to be mediocre some more. Such is the Jets.

This means that Kirk Cousins is going to the Jets now, right?

I wash with Dove in the shower, but I also sometimes use Hibiclens when I have a breakout. I recently started washing with a charcoal soap before I shave and that has reduced the amount of razor burn I get when I shave.

Hey remember when Uproxx pulled a KSK parody post about Bud Lite’s Up For Whatever campaign which directly led to the entire staff of KSK quitting and the blog shutting down. Fuck Uproxx with a Black & Decker LST136W 40v Max Lithium Ion Strong Weed Wacker