I don’t go to my mom’s parties because the takes are so weak. Please DM me your info so I can invite you to MY next party.

You seem like someone who has good takes and is fun at parties. Please DM me your info so I can invite you to my next party.

My cousin’s college girlfriend dumped him for Dugan Fife. Good family lore.

In the fast-food world, In-N-Out is very good. In the larger burger universe, In-N-Out is, as you say, fine.

This joke is never moot because of it’s repeatability

Right as the Mets AAA team leaves for Syracuse too.

The umps have really expanded his strike zone. A bunch of times in the DS, balls that were clearly high, low, or outside were called strikes.

I was pretty surprised when Tito took him out. Other than the two Didi homeruns, he looked pretty good.

Same here. Those tools embarrassed all of us.

It wasn’t just the challenge. He should never have taken CC out to begin with. CC was pitching great; he was 77 pitches deep, he had an unhittable slider and there was one man on base with one out. After he took out CC, it was clear almost immediately that Green didn’t have good stuff and he left him in. Then the…

I feel the same way about the Yankees and Girardi. His performance in Game 2 is definitely a fireable offense, but who out there is better?

Early on Saturday or Sunday mornings or late at night when there’s no construction, the Cross Bronx is great. Any other time, it’s absolute hell.

I live in NY and I’m a huge Ranger fan. If the playoffs ended in April or the season started in December, I think it would be fine. But to go from October to late June is too long. Those mid-season games just become slogs.

Playoff hockey is awesome and lots of regular season games are great, but like the NBA, the season just drags on too long. It’s hard to get into a late November game.

Those bugs were not nearly as attracted to Carmona as they were to Joba. Torre should’ve pulled the team from the field.

Nearly every day if not more

Wow that fluke play probably inspired/prevented a bunch of suicides last night.

The Jets are jetsing their in the strangest way possible: winning.

CITY OF BIOMAHKAHS, BABY

A sandwich dropped on the floor is garbage. Nachos are an appetizer. You are a monster.