Hot dogs, burritos, etc are all sandwiches. But nachos? That is a fridge too far, my friend.

Were nachos even invented when the framers divined the unwritten rules?

Alien Nation

It’s a sign of the times that Burneko is yelling at people to get off of his TV instead of his lawn.

+1 Fat pussy toad

He was the NL Rookie of the Year the same year that Walt Weiss was the AL rookie of the year

Was listening to ESPN radio and they had Mike Pagliarulo and Bobby Meachem on as guests to talk about the late Don Baylor.

Dan Pasqua

He’s the highest rated program on ESPN NY so they probably like to at least not piss him off but it’s probably because he’s afternoon drive.

Michael Kaye frequently says that if the network fires Don, then he would quit. It seems like he’s rethinking those terms.

Covering your head as blows are raining down upon you = resisting arrest

How do I get cat puke out of a Sarouk?

I think that there were a significant amount of Washington fans in the Carolinas (“cheer for old dixie” and such), and the NJ Devils were once the Colorado Rockies so at least there was a history of hockey in Colorado. The biggest reason for the Panthers and Avalanche being so successful is because they were really…

I like that the concourses of the new Yankee stadium are much wider. The old stadium had narrow hallways and they would stuff hot dog and pretzel carts everywhere so it was a huge pain to walk around. In both stadiums, they wouldn’/won’t give you lids for your drinks which is outrageous and I don’t remember if there…

I went to one of the Rays v. Yankees games last week. It was my first time at Citifield and it is WAY better than Yankee stadium both in terms of vendors and view of play. I sat in the left field bleachers in Yankee stadium a couple of years ago and it’s so far away from the action that it’s hard to see anything. I…

It’s incredible that the NFL didn’t learn the lessons that MLB and the NHL learned with moving and expanding franchises. Both of Florida’s teams have abysmal attendance even when they’re good (and both teams have been good at various times). The only times when there is good attendance for the Rays is when the…

Also, a woman in my building’s laundry room just asked me why her clothes didn’t seem to be getting cleaned and I replied “you’re probably filling the machine too much and it doesn’t have room to agitate.” WTF

Bland

I’m not sure if I want that video piece because I’ll learn or if I don’t want it because then the mystery will be destroyed. (I will watch the hell out of that piece).

Every NYC wash and fold place that I’ve ever gone to possesses some insane ability to fold the clothes and keep them perfectly folded whilst being stuffed inside my laundry bag. It is a fucking TALENT and they undercharge for it. My cats be like “how they do that?”