Hot take: Hibachi restaurants have decent food and are usually fun.

Are you fans of Stranger Things? I just watched it and I liked it a lot, but I still don’t understand how Eleven got her powers.

I’m considering taking a new job which would have about 40-50% pay increase but requires a commute of about an hour (I currently walk to work) . Also, I’m about to have my first child. Take the job?

Which was worse: Burneko’s fall take or any Marchman take ever?

Wagner, you are almost as mistaken about Backgammon as Jolie is about cats and tzatziki.

They woke up when they heard the podcast. And that’s not a pillow hanging out of a case. That’s a... uh.... a pillowcase that’s 80% blue and 20% white. It’s fashion forward.

Why would I make a bed that members of the family are clearly sleeping in?

I listened but my cats are still furious with you

This makes up for your terrible autumn take

What happens when BLM t-shirts start to “cause a disruption?” Take the stars and bars down from the people’s statehouses and other government institutions, but if citizens want to self-identify as sister-fucking bigots? I say, let ‘em fly

I used to like BR clothes a lot but it seems like the workmanship is not as high quality as in the past. Also, they need something new since Mad Men went off the air.

69 year old white man walks down the street with a golf club

Can’t wait to read the greys on this one.

I don’t usually talk to Red Sox fans, but when I do, I yell at them for improperly seeding tzatziki.

They could just declare the game a 9-9 tie which I ‘m pretty sure is what will actually happen anyway.

Dear Trump,

Jesus what a bunch of fucking crybabies

Do you think that Trump considers Omarosa to be his trigger or do you think Trump considers Omarosa to be his something that rhymes with trigger?