These sweet girls can do no wrong

I would sage this abomination of seeding.

I’d tweet him but he blocked me during the Democratic Primary debate when after he shit talked Lincoln Schaffer, I called him out for stealing $75 million dollars from the State of Rhode Island.

Hot take: Ali was by far the best actor on Luke Cage

This take is positively Marchmanian

Pumpkin Spice Pol Pot

My kid dumped an entire bowl of yogurt, garlic, and cucumbers on his head. It is now his shampoo. Is that OK?

I bet Tebow is available

And Trump wants to build a wall on the southern border. Go figure

Get ready for Prime Day? Is there another one coming up?

Get ready for Prime Day? Is there another one coming up?

“Maintenance” is a word that I cannot type correctly on the first try. I fucked it up typing it here

That’s a great example of trust and accountability. I like it a lot. With the wifi after 1AM thing, can’t they just turn off the wifi? (I’m a former deliquent and current lawyer so I can’t help but to try and find loopholes)

Can your kids uninstall that app?

Blue Fee-fees Matter!

If Carson Wentz does it, its free speech. If Colin Kaepernick does it, he’s an anti-American Hitler loving commie pinko nazi. 

Do we still do COTY?

Is there any danger of the oil or other fluids in the car spoiling after 15 years of just sitting there?

For your consideration:

Another white child taken from his parents’ home by armed agents of the state. SAD!

This is the hottest take on the least contoversial subject ever