If he played the game the wrong way and didn’t run out the pop-up, he have been safe on first.

I mean maybe when she makes sure to include the word “Zionist” as a descriptor of any person or group who dares to criticize her might set off some of the old “the Jews are behind it” alarm bells.

Gotta watch that you don’t trip on that first base line. It’s a doozy

He’s lucky that/society continues to suffer his stupidity because he didn’t drown

Purple Carrot is vegetarian Blue Apron and is very good.

Hopefully the FBI takes this opportunity to bug the shit out of the White House

3 or 4 years ago I went to the Bronx Zoo on 95+ degree day and they just had the polar bear and snow leopards outside with no help for cooling them down. They looked like they were dying, especially the polar bear.

Point of order: they are bobsledding.

“I’ll leave if you let go”

I got a similar thing from Touch of Modern a couple of years ago and it fell apart after a couple of months

I got a similar thing from Touch of Modern a couple of years ago and it fell apart after a couple of months

I was going to tell you what I put on my hot dogs but, you already know what I put on my hot dogs

ESPN Layoffs:Stephen A. Smith::Mark David Chapman:Yoko Ono

Tied for first is any play that broke the hearts of Red Sox fans: Buckner, Boone, Dent, etc.

Jesus Christ, I left better works of art than There Will Be Blood in my toilet twice before 8 AM this morning.

“What happened was we were a yard away from winning another Super Bowl.”

There’s so many variables that go into this question. Like, does she make tzatziki? Is it good tzatziki? Do you already have the recipe? If not, do you know where she keeps it? And so on and so on....

The insurance premiums for becoming an OB/GYN are outlandish. One of the great failures of the ACA is that tort reform was entirely absent from it. Texas has a cap on non-economic damages for medical malpractice and its one of the only states without a doctor shortage.

He’s also one of the authors of this book:

There are criminal laws against destruction of property, unlawful discharge of a firearm, disorderly conduct, reckless endangerment, etc.

Looks like a great way for white kids to just have some good clean fun and black kids to get shot by police.