These people aren’t cyclists. They have grayscale

I don’t know why I’m so surprised that some folks find “wypipo” offensive. I just don’t get it.

The press is already talking about his divorce proceedings and record of complaints as an officer. 

Everyone who has ever been to the southside owes Harold a debt of gratitude.

I get that people are racist, but why on earth would someone do this on his/her work email? Especially if you work for the government!

Is it time to start indulging insane LeBron to the Knicks takes?

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This is a beautiful piece of writing.

Franco Harris, Joe Paterno apologist.

I am very glad that Jolie is back. This is not a question, but it is true.

My immediate supervisor and I were supposed to go to a meeting yesterday morning and when I texted him in the morning to see if we would meet there or drive together, he said that the meeting was cancelled. He had no intention of even letting me know until I asked him and used the excuse that he had just found out…

Little electric current running through the fence might deter that behavior more effectively 

I’d bet that McGregor is intentionally and knowingly using that phrase as a way to get Mayweather to fight more aggressively, which is his only prayer of winning this fight. If Floyd only has to counterpunch, he’ll mop the floor with him. But if Floyd starts getting mad and swinging, McGregor might be able to catch…

Now that Kaep is unemployed, what will white people blame for the declining ratings?

Stealthing is definitely a form of battery, which is by definition a non-consensual harmful or offensive contact. If the consent is only given with the caveat that a condom is worn, then taking off the condom exceeds the scope of the consent. Rape is by definition forcible sexual penetration without consent. I have…

She never had pizza before? Because pizza is pie

Your community board has authorized that practice. If Dom’s community board hasn’t, then the police will ticket the double parkers.

After the Frankensnow of 2010, I shoveled out my spot because my wife made me go pick up one of her friends who was stranded. In return, I made her sit in a folding chair in the spot with a shovel until I came back. My only instruction was that if someone tried to take the spot, hit them with the shovel. I. Regret.…

David Ortiz swore he’d find out how he got on the 2003 Steroids list. Just like OJ swore he’d find out who really killed Nicole and Ron.