Now we have more than one reason to call Pitino a “two pump chump”

Oakland A’s rebuilds are also known as “Tickling the Beane”

Colin Kaepernick is in fact blackballing himself.

“It’s been rough stretch for the Yankees and particularly for Carter, who was pegged by Deadspin as a savvy if perhaps unnecessary offseason signing.”

I’m a married guy. If my boys are fully poking through the holes, they go. If they’re just visible through the holes, they stay. If the elastic wears out, I’ll throw them away. I will also throw away perfectly good drawers if they make my boys sweat too much. And of course, if there’s been any kind of sharting,…

What you’re advocating is refusing to work with someone from the other party simply because they’re from the other party without regard to how either of you feel about the issue. That’s dumb. If Bernie Sanders and Orrin Hatch agree on something and they can make a law together, they should.

I was going to ask you if a certain substance clogs shower drains, but then you already know what substance it is

Heimlich Takes Evasive Maneuver

I’m sure Pitino will wants this all to cum to a quick finish

“I gotta lotta love my sperms. They’re close personal friends of mine, but THEY GOTTA GET OUT!

Take A Knee

Jokes on you because that raccoon’s name was Shifty

The slack for this one must have been epic. Wagner and Marchman arguing against the world, right?

We Are All Witness

Nike Stigmata

That warms my yogurty, cucumbered heart

Oh thank god

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? THEY RE-GREYED ME ONCE YOU LEFT!

Don’t see any beer in those gifs

I don’t disagree with what you said but there’s no reason why we can’t have enough well paid skilled workers and be rid of the useless bureacrats.