I don’t have a problem with a skilled signal technician making 140k a year. I do have a problem with layers upon layers of bureaucrats making that kind of money or more and their only purpose is to push papers and pencils around on a desk all day.  

Now that the possibility of an undefeated playoffs is gone, I can think of no better thing on Earth than the ability to say “hey remember when the Warriors blew it...AGAIN?

I managed that Starbucks from 2004-2005. Never had a shit show like that though.

MJ had Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen on his team. For the second run, he also had Dennis Rodman and Toni Kucoc. And Steve Kerr.

It’s coming up as costing $25. Is the deal over?

It’s coming up as costing $25. Is the deal over?

Weaver also knows that she is going to lose. She ran against King last year and King got >60% of the vote. He’s got a massive war chest and tons of financial backing outside of one of the most batshit insane evangelical districts in the country. Nobody’s beating him.

I always wondered about dads who are overprotective of their daughter’s sexuality. Are they afraid of the daughter fucking or are they afraid that the daughter might like it?

Shows a solid comedic timing AND a sublime knowledge of Senate parliamentary procedure.

Not sure why this is so controversial. The Mets have been giving their fans the finger for years.

I’ve actually met Lukashenko. When he shook my hand it was like he was trying to crush it. It hurt.

It’s almost as if +/- isn’t really an accurate measure of a player’s value to his team. Weird.

Make American Late Again

I searched and I can’t find a single article on Jezebel about Sasheer Zamata leaving SNL. But please, tell us more about ScarJo canoodling.

Srysly tho, y doo teems from Canadia always loosse?

They’re on ESPN Radio in New York, aren’t they?

Steven A? Steven A? PLEASE JEEBUS FIRE STEVEN A!

Jeets is seriously reconsidering his decision to give out all those gift baskets.

“Perhaps I’m doing things in the wrong order. My idiot brother owned a baseball team and THEN he got to be President!”

Looks like every video of a Chuck E. Cheese that’s ever been posted online.