Obama has gone to chicago only a handful of times during his presidency. He realized early on that he was massively inconveniencing his neighbors when he’s at his house in Hyde Park (and inconvenent to the entire city with the traffic). After a few hiccups initially, he’s been pretty sensitive to the impact of a…

There was a time in this country where they absolutely would be forced to. 1776-1865.

The Columbia University Marching Band is more famous for Orgo Night than any Columbia Lions football player,

Their business model is to undercut the other rideshare apps and then jack up the prices.

Let’s not forget the best celebrity dick:

Yeah, I thought all of the individual performances were great. Cummings, Lauper, even Ana Gasteyer was wonderful. But the tempo of the songs were so slow, and the actors seemed to be glued in place - forget dancing, they just weren’t moving around that much. It felt like it was 7 hours long.

Back in the 90s, Willis Reed was GM of the Nets. My dad’s friend was GM of one of the radio station that broadcast Nets games, so he took us to a Knicks vs. Nets game at Brendan Byrne Arena and we had dinner at the Winner’s Club. My dad, a huge Knicks fans, spots Willis Reed eating dinner a few tables away and sends…

I saw that production of ThreePenny Opera. I nearly died of boredom.

I worked at Starbucks for 5 years in both downtown Chicago and midtown Manhattan and served a bunch of celebrities: Tony Hawk, Ben Stein, Rod Stewart, Shaq, Scott Glenn, Bob Costas, Bill Clinton, Stephen King, Renee Zellweger, Ricky Martin, Dan Marino, and others that I can’t remember. Most of them were either really…

2003-ish - I was waiting tables at a charity golf tournament in Chicago that had some of the 85 Bears as celebrity guests. Otis Wilson was super friendly to everyone, including the staff. Jim McMahon, on the other hand, didn’t speak to anyone, except to say to the nearest wait staff “Bud-Lite.” He acted standoffish…

I just have this feeling that the footage of Trump saying the N-word had been released, he would have won the popular vote also.

At least we know Maurice Clarett is safe.

Stupid hat? Check.

Common types of cameras in Russia

Arrest him, publicly charge him, and put him on trial with the opportunity to mount a defense with the assistance of counsel (for no charge if he’s indigent) in front of a jury. That’s what we do here. We don’t do summary execution of our own citizens on our own soil without that process.

Spoken like a guy whose greatest achievement in life is learning to spell his home state.

That fan is tripping balls.

Wasn’t Drew born in Austrailia or France or some shit?

Counterpoint: Queens, NY. I used to live on 30th Road which intersected with 30th Street. Parallel to 30th Road on the North side was 30th Ave and on the south side was 30th Dr.

Considering the right has spent the last 8 years freaking the fuck out about Barack Hussein’s golf habit and Moochelle’s extravagant lifestyle, isn’t the PEOTUS’s insane twitter ranting somewhat relevant?