Would you guys put Bill Simmons on staff, should he become available? If so, would any of you be able to look him in the eye?

Who has the worst political takes on staff?

One of the few albums that I can listen to and never want to fast forward through a track.

How did you guys react when the ladies of Jezebel trolled your political opinions before the election? Or in Drew’s case, were you bragging?

OK, but who would win if you played 1-on-1 basketball?

You guys seem really sensitive about this question. Its a bad question with a shitty premise but you answer it every time. Why not just ignore it? Relatedly, is there any way you guys could skip your shitty sports takes and focus on more political stuff?

What happens to New England when Brady and Belichick retire? Do the southies light the whole city on fire?

Drew - has spending so much time with Burneko made you respect him more?

Do you hate everything good?

What’s the worst thing you ever did that you don’t feel bad about at all?

How long will it be until one or more states legitimately try to secede from the Union?

Who is the best athlete on staff? Which staff member would win a 1-on-1 basketball tournament?

Is there any truth to the rumor that Peter Thiel helped Craig James kill 5 hookers while he was at SMU?

Why is everything awful?

For one, the Hatch Act requires that we maintain a politically neutral work environment and it is a great law. Nothing makes a work day less bearable than having to listen to an insufferable coworker ramble on and on politically about _________, amiright? (God bless Orrin Hatch for once.)

Can we all agree that the Faith Hill version is a billion times better than Carrie Underwood’s? Also, Faith Hill is better than Carrie Underwood in every single way. There I said it. DON’T @ ME.

Is there a good reason to put a potential franchise QB who is not quite ready behind an offensive line that is generously described as “butt”? Why not just leave Keemun in as a sacrificial lamb until Goff is ready and/or the line improves?

Jesus Christ. Imagine how bad the bears would be if Alshon wasn’t on any drugs.

When Jay Catler gets traded to the Jets in the offseason, that sign will be changed back to pussy.

I have it from a good source that the Trump Transition Team has been watching this instructional video: