It’s hard to say because he’s hard to pin down, but I’m on the opposite side of whatever side Trump is on.

Its a down 3-1 joke. Chill the fuck out.

Take Kerr’s statement with a grain of salt, because most people said Trump was a 3-1 underdog.

In 3 swing states (Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania), votes for Jill Stein were more than the margin of victory for Trump. Gary Johnson probably took more votes away from Trump than Clinton, so yes, fuck Jill Stein and I hope she gets measles.

As a former partner and store manager, let me assure you that the difference between actually being a great place to work and having a reputation of being a great place to work is enormous. Starbucks pays Forbes Magazine to name it one of the best places to work, and when they tout that their average salary of being…

It’s pretty dusty here in my office. Pretty goddamn dusty.

As a Yankee fan, this is how I felt after the Boston Marathon bombing. If I start liking Boston, then the terrorists have truly won.

Gingerman is probably the best bar within stumbling distance of the stadium. Good choice.

I thought we were watching cartoons,

Gaylord Perry

Meanwhile, Russel Wilson just wants a very reasonable tie-out clause.

I also love him and love this especially. The comment was an answer to Barry’s question about how to become friends with him.

You seem like someone who is fun at parties. Please give me your phone number so that I can invite you to my next party.

First you have to get past the ropes.

I’d wear a hoodie that read “JOLIE WAS WRONG (ABOUT TZATZIKI)“

Instead of assuming that everyone in a rural place is some inbred mouth-breathing hillbilly that only wants to keep any minority down, imagine that people in rural or less densely populated areas just have different interests that people who live in big cities. Imagine that a federally mandated $15 minimum wage makes…

This is such wonderful news. Carol Burnett is awesome and brilliant and hilarious and she is rarely recognized as the incredible talent that she is.

That pitch also made Endy Chavez’s incredible catch a forgotten footnote of history.

It’s about a Chevy plant in California that was so bad that they were going to close it. Instead, they partnered with Toyota to teach the workers the Japanese method of assembly line production. Really fascinating stuff.