Good thing about Siggi’s is that they put the full fat yogurt in a different shaped container which makes it easier for my reptile brain to recognize.

The Siggi full fat yogurt is the fucking best and it has less sugar than the fat free.

Ever put yogurt on a hot dog?

Because the Rangers can be whoever you want them to be, really.

Looks like Talib went and had himself a little Plaxident.

We care for the same reasons that we care when Curt Schilling posts some idiotic meme?

You forgot the part about Belichick being the dark lord.

That is a cross-eyed reading of the Constitution. The first amendment protect’s an individual’s right to worship as s/he pleases (“the free exercise thereof”), an individual’s right to report, and an individual’s right to free assembly. “The right of the people to peacefully assemble and to petition the government…

How is it that some people just refuse to see that Trump is a total charlatan?

All of the amendments are describing individual rights that the federal government (and in some cases, state governments also) cannot take away from individuals. In what way is the second amendment different?

In a staff-wide one on one basketball tournament, who would be seeded first and who would win?

Simply put, No.

The cookie brownie is called a brookie.

When my dawg injured himself really badly, we just put him down.

A gathering of Raiders fans without at least three stabbings is considered a dull affair.

As someone who drafts legislation, the part about if one section is repealed, the rest will stand, is a fairly standard part of most laws.

In Rhode Island they call hot dogs “hot weiners” which makes sense because Patriots fans are fucking dicks.

Who’s the best overall athlete on staff? Who would beat everyone else in 1 on 1 basketball?

There’s a guy in my neighborhood who walks around a pond everyday, reading while he walks with a giant live parrot sitting on his shoulder. Is this attention seeking behavior?