Is the Jets offense as good as it looked last night, or is Buffalo really that bad?

Dom is back?

More girls than boys?

My mom took me shopping before middle school and I though I was gonna be so fucking cool when I showed up on the first day rockin these badass Skidz:

Overalls with one strap off

My mom took me shopping before middle school and I though I was gonna be so fucking cool when I showed up on the first day rockin these badass Skidz:

But what are we supposed to do with the tables when it’s time to go to the game?

Guys who put black makeup on their heads to make fun aren’t usually forgiven so easily.

Do you think an MLB team is going to let him hit and pitch?

- A thought by Brian Billick before Super Bowl XXXV

Occam’s Razor. I’m not wrong about pineapple. Pineapple is terrible.

Jamarcus Russell moved to Australia and had a kid?

Fuck pineapple. It is the ranch dressing of fruit.

Fuck pineapple. Take your goddamn pineapple and dip it in ranch you goon.

Take your goddamn pineapple and dip it in ranch you tastebudless fucking goons. Pineapple is the worst fruit in the history of fruits. I’d rather eat a non-GMO banana with all the disgusting seeds.

You know what they say - “Once pissin, twice dry.”

You know what they say - “Once pissin, twice dry.”

“WE DON’T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY YET. GIVE THE COPS THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT”

Maybe he can open up a restaurant with Sean Avery that caters to people who are disliked by literally everyone.