A good argument in favor of the joint party is the prospect of going to a strip club with my fiance’s older brother who doesn’t like me that much.

The really good kinja in the comments of this post are a great reminder that there are many abhorrent monsters masquerading as people.

You might have been remembering the Gary Sheffield v. Carmona brawl, where Carmona hit Sheffield, who carried his bat all the way down to first base while staring Carmona down. Then Carmona threw over to first base to fuck with Sheffield, who then started barking back and then the rest was bullshit basebrawl.

I think the statute of limitations has expired by now.

Sophomore year of high school. First time I smoked was out of a homemade plexiglass bong, but I didn’t know what I was doing, so I didn’t get high. Undeterred, I bought a nickel bag from my friend during English class (the teacher did not question why we shook hands twice during the middle of her lesson or her back…

Malort

Kermit Washington

Can’t wait to see how they all flame out spectacularly.

“Oh so now everyone who has a swatstika tattoo is a racist?”

I tended bar at a wedding where some guy tipped me ridiculously to pour him vodka and coke and also assure him that it wasn’t that weird.

Fawn Knutsen, of Moorhead, MN?

Bob Nystrom. That guy could throw hands.

Steve Larmer
Kevin Lowe
Sergei Zubov
Alexei Kovalev

Tagged him right in the dick too

THANKS!

I am not so good at the internets. Trying to post this:

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This Flyers goon should be charged with assault. Disgusting. <a href="https://t.co/OD4wp23fK5">https://t.co/OD4wp23fK5</a></p>&mdash; Ben White (@morningmoneyben) <a href="https://twitter.com/morningmoneybe…">April 19, 2016</a></blockquote>

I’d gladly watch the Cardinals win at least one game this season if it meant that any team got shut out for the entire season.

I am not a RICO expert by any means, but I was aware of some cases where individuals bringing cases were dismissed. In any event, the text of 1964 seems to allow a private right of action, but if it’s already prosecuted by the government, either civilly or criminally, it appears that a private action would be…