Inability to take time off? Come now. No employer would dare deny a worker a day off to get vaccinated. The risk of bad publicity wouldn’t be worth it.

Definitely the top troll currently working Kinja. I think the writer is also Beryl Fitzlegrint and The Dark One 508, though I’m not 100% sure about either.

Fitzelgrint, you must surely know by now that you’re BANNED at The Root.

HEY FITZLEGRINT, you’ve been banned everywhere but The Takeout as far as I can tell.

Dude

Such a torrent of outrage for your last post, and bupkis for this one. And it’s a solid post too. Why was it ignored?

Good on Buttigieg for acting quickly to deny Russian trolls a chance to purchase this important domain. Prompt threat assessment followed by prompt action.

Putin wins either way:

Ironically, Mueller became the worst Russian troll of them all. If Putin had hand-picked Mueller to fuck with Americans, he couldn’t have made a better choice

What a sad spectacle.  Putin has tricked us Americans into trolling ourselves. You want to see a Russian troll?  Look in the mirror.  We have met the Russian troll, and he is us.

Could the Russians have switched Mueller’s regular coffee with decaf to make him look tired and mentally impaired? I wouldn’t put it past them.

Airport strikes. The game is afoot. Left unchecked, labor unrest will grind American transportation networks to a standstill and instigate society-wide destabilization. Who would benefit? Putin.

This deal is a great victory for America. Speaker Pelosi’s prudent tactics have reduced the Putin-backed socialist agenda to a non-starter well into the next presidential term. In so doing, she has inflicted a humiliating defeat on Russia and neutralized a deadly threat to America. She deserves our gratitude.

These four socialist members of Congress are serving Putin, wittingly or unwittingly. They are basically Russian trolls, and they have infiltrated the highest level of government. Speaker Pelosi is doing her best to protect America from their pernicious influence. She deserves our support.

Probably Russian. Good catch.

There are only two things to look for in these debates:

Skepticism is warranted. I know TomatoFace. He is a scoundrel, but he doesn’t strike me as a traitor. Read closely and you can usually detect a kernel of unintended sincerity in his establishmentarian smirk. He believes in America in his own odd way. I think somebody is trying to implicate him in the Kremlin…

I almost sympathize with BO. After months of getting away with godawful obnoxious behavior, the thing that finally got him banished to the greys was stirring up animus between the socialists Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders. BO disturbed the tranquility of the Workers’ Paradise, and that’s the one line you can’t…

I concur with your analysis, TomatoFace.

Did you forget to ungrey this? I thought you were followed by Splinter staff. That’s an auto-ungrey, is it not?