Overwrought immature trolls are almost enough to make me appreciate competent adult trolls. Whatever else you can say about Russian trolling shops, at least they don’t tolerate the type of manic behavior we’ve seen at Kinja lately.

Dogs are social animals, not socialist.

When treason is the price of an ungreyening, the price is too high.

A patriotic American troll can’t get a fair shake from Kinja. The trolls who get ungreyed are invariably agents of hostile foreign powers, witting or unwitting.

The devil is in the details.  When socialists talk about education they generally mean re-education.

Socialist politicians are now openly fomenting labor unrest in coordination with Russian social media operatives. And none dare call it treason.

Great comment! I bet the staff rewards you with a follow.  You deserve it.

You’ve grown needy for validation, TomatoFace. Fine. The Art of the Meal is quality non-treasonous trolling, your best since Laser Swords Nightclub.  If you can stick to trolling that doesn’t provide aid and comfort to America’s enemies, I’ll tolerate it until after the next election. I have bigger fish to fry.

I’m not going anywhere, TomatoFace. You were coveting my Trollsniffer role within the first 72 hours after I revealed my presence on January 7th. You can’t have it, not least because you’re unqualified. You routinely display a dim understanding of the Kinja trollosphere as well as an unforgivably flippant attitude…

Yeah whatever. Just bring back the Laser Swords Nightclub account. That was your best work in months, TomatoFace, and I believe you know it.

Thanks, I guess, but nobody will ever be more committed to their shtick than you, TomatoFace.

Okay I promise not to show anyone the screenshots of all the Baracka Obama and Hillary Clinton posts you’ve starred, TomatoFace. Your brand of mischief is irritating but mostly harmless. My primary bailiwick is tracking the foreign trolls on this site.  They are anything but harmless.

Meh. I want to know who’s been starring all these impersonator accounts, but I’m not buying your “evidence,” TomatoFace. Any doofus with rudimentary photoshop skills can stitch together two images with white backgrounds(see example below). It doesn’t exonerate you. You’re still my #1 suspect.

Not sure how you could know that unless it’s your account, TomatoFace. But you’ve already admitted you have multiple ungreyed accounts, so you can afford to junk one to bolster your credibility. I saw your new shtick on your Laser Swords account that you intentionally stay grey and never ungrey your own posts. Nobody…

Ah, so you’re proud of your Laser Swords Nightclub account but too coy to link to it directly. Today was an impressive day of trolling, I’ll give you that. Go do whatever you trolls do to celebrate after a good day. You earned it.

Why is Splinter helping Russian trolls foment distrust of bedrock American institutions like the IRS? America cannot thrive without tax revenues.

Bravo! There is no fiercer adversary of Russia than Rep. Swalwell. The other Democratic candidates are far too soft on Russia and cannot be trusted to safeguard America against the scourge of Putin’s Facebook trolls.

This is a catastrophe. We’re letting Putin’s trolls buy another election.

1) Why are American labor unions suddenly flush with money and leftist political allies?

That’s not the real TomatoFace. The account has only been active for a month.