Back in the late '90s, I was in the Balkans with the U.S. Army and had to do escort duty for a USO tour. It was a couple of NFL cheerleaders, some middlingly popular starlet whose name I forgot about six seconds after she left, and Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins. I was a tad out of the SBTB demographic at the time, so I…

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

That is exactly what he's doing. And it is glorious.

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

Hey now, I know plenty of male orcs who would never hit a woman unless she was charging at them with a weapon in hand.

I am sorry your uncle was so terrible, and hope your aunt is safe from him today.

this is low-hanging fruit and an easy comment to make, but Steven A has always been a fucking moron and no one should pay attention to him. ever.

Any of them that used his drinking fountain, most likely...

Almost nothing in this whole world makes me angrier than when one of you tells me how I should cut my God damned sandwiches.

I would make a joke about Tony being a robot, but from the looks of it, his wife is the one with unfortunate boot sector.

This is only debated because of the undue influence and power the right wing, "conservative Christians" are given in this country.

Not because I don't believe Michael Sam should have a chance to play, but I wouldn't want to deal with all of it.

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.

Even before the Model S was announced, I knew this would happen. Part of it was the need to sell expensive cars to be able to refine the technology, but I also told people that even if the tech was perfect from the start, this was the way to go.

As long as we're subsidizing the oil industry, I see no problem in subsidizing their competition.

Wait til you see what he says about your favorite NFL team in a few weeks!

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